[U L S]

1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.

2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

4. Can you believe it! Those mini cooperheads at the corner market won’t cash my welfare check!

5. We’re going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

6. Those home pregnancy kits aren’t very reliable, in my opinion.

7. Sara is so pretty I’ve decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn’t it?

9. There ain’t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara’s will be okay too.

10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.


Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/07/ten-things-no...riends-parents/

[jberry5]

LOL @ #3

20 Charmanders

[krazykittykat]

LOL #7's my favourite one XD

[1n_c0mplete]

HAHA
these are all priceless especially #3 LOL

[babiloveyoo]

Hahah wow that's funny.

[del32]

Number #3 and number #7 are def nonos quest to ask to someone's dad

[Regina Rae]

If my bf said #3 to my parents I would love him even more. That takes guts.

[midnightlove]

hahahahahahaha.
this is hilarious!
thanks for posting!

[j00nie]

LOL i like number 10..........