[haphanm]

ACTUAL ENGLISH SUBTITLES USED IN FILMS MADE IN HONG KONG

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Gun wounds again?

4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

12. You daring lousy guy.

13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

14. I have been scared mini cooperless too much lately.

15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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[Regina Rae]

#8 made me lol. Soooooo funny xD

[chocomilky]

Oh my gosh. I would totally roflmao if I ever saw any of these subtitles on TV.

[7erendipitii]

hahaha makes me want to watch the movies now

[faithpuppy]

I'm just laughing too hard at this. Oh gosh, I've never seen that on the subtitles on tv!! I love #20, it makes no sense!!! xD

[Salt]

LOLOL. I cracked up at almost all of these.
I love #10 and the last two. Ahhhh. XD

[_ShiKAndA_]

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

AHAHAH best one

[Starberriee]

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
My favourite x3

[G-D]

LOL! #1,8 and 21 are funny.
who gave you the nerve to get killed here XDD

[TOPforever]

LOL @ #10 XD
and yess, i've seen those subs in HK movies because i watch them alot. hahah i laugh my ass off XD

[stillshellie]

lol I love #1, 8 and the last one. the last one is def. the best though

[daulism]

7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

teehee

[saranghaese7en]

i wonder who subbed these lmaoooo
prettttty hilarious :] ima look for them the next time i watch hk movies XD

[Maiself]

17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

This is funny and cheesy as well. I can imagine those line in a Korean semi-action/drama.

[_escape.reality*]

LOLOL ! the last one pwns . xD

[grey_ic3.]

LOL these subs always makes HK films even funnier. I'd love to get a job subbing ahaha

[CLOUD:7]

#8 and #17. LOL!

[Man98*]

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person

^FTW LOL

[Chuckie]

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
too funny

[KCfan_1314]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

Oh snap, hahahahhaas
These two are absolute gibberish, roflss ;D that it is funny.