[LeahB]

Haha, I got this in my inbox today and thought I'd share (hopefully it wasn't posted before?)

How To Turn Down An Unwanted Advance :

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[marriedtoharuma]

lmao !
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
i like this one the most xD

[frostyheaven127]

Wow! These are harsh...but hilarious as heck! Haha...like this one HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. lol.

[twix0rz]

Hahahahaha. I loved this one:
"HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out."

[_escape.reality*]

hahahaha . i remember reading something like this beforee.
harsh yet funny at the same time !

[midnightlove]

hahahaha
these are hilarious!!!
thanks for posting

[White Star]

i wish i could use these witty lines....but i'm not that mean.

funny nonetheless

[angelic_soul]

HAHAAHA! I love these rejection lines! So humerous and quick witted=D
A friend of mine actually used one before, and I couldn't stop cracking up---the Where have you bee all my life?--one lmaoo! I felt bad for the guy! But he asked for it! HahahaxD

[WYtherapist]

Lmfao, I liked this one the best;

H E : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
S H E : Okay, get out.

[whiteillusion]

lolol i love them! they are all so funny

[luminousxdoll]

LOL. These are mean, but so funny. xD
Thanks for sharing. (:

[brniz]

LOL! That's funny!

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

[babiloveyoo]

Hahahah I might use these for fun XD.

[je'taime!]

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.



- ROLF. That made me laugh. So quite hilarious. :]
Die laughing right nowwwwww.

[koreanmusicfosho]

rofl. These are hilarious, although mean >.<

[Sympathetic]

i wish i could use these witty lines....but i'm not that mean.

funny nonetheless

I think I could make you very happy.

[wnelek]

i think i might actually try one or two. thanks.*(: made my day. teehee

[cherriholicxx]

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

ROFL. Owned. ♥