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#1 User is offline   KTHubbybunch 

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Post icon  Posted 15 August 2009 - 11:59 PM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. Hes rather taken aback because he cant place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think youre the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife And says, "Are you the stripper from the Bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my Buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet Celery???"





She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, Im your sons teacher."

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:31 AM

LOL! THAT IS HILARIOUS!! *starts crying*
Poor guy, poor teacher for hearing that... poor kid!

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 01:05 AM

LOL OMG
i had to read that twice cos my brain didnt work properly XD
niice thanks for posting XD

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 01:33 AM

^ lol, me too. I had to read that twice. Funny! XD
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 01:57 AM

hahaha i remember reading this in soompi somewhere
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 02:13 AM

hahaha, that reminds me of a commercial i've seen on t.v. recently. i think it was for a juice or something
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 02:46 AM

ROFL, ooooh dear. Poor guy. 8D
Well, serves him right for cheating~
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 04:12 AM

Wasn't this the commercial for V8 fruit juice? mellow.gif


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Posted 16 August 2009 - 05:12 AM

OMG that is so embarrassing man
that was funny aigoo
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 07:40 AM

thats very hilarious annd very embarrassing !!
poor guy... now what would the teacher tell the wife ??
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 10:23 AM


ROFLS! I remember reading this before <3
The dad is a hardcore...
:3 (why are the old jokes popping up :3 )
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 10:56 AM

I had to re-read the kid part LOL. I call the kids I baby sit my kids too.. S:
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:00 AM

thats the v8 commercial only he remembers after drinking it. -__-
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:14 AM

Geeeez...smart move by the dad. ._. Hahahahah I would call them my students, though. x]
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:29 AM

Haha...WOW
What a bad dad.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 01:42 PM

LOLLL
soo unexpected!!!!
hahaha xD
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:10 PM

its like the juice commercial..........
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:31 PM

Omfg, rofl. That's a one naughty dad.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:46 PM

hahahaah i had to read that twice to get it :x
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 05:31 PM

hahha anyone have the video for the V8 commercial? tongue.gif
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