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#1 User is offline   KTHubbybunch 

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Post icon  Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:00 AM



There was this Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. This Chinese lady was not very good in English, but somehow managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didnt know how to put forward her request, and in expiration, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didnt know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.

The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She cant find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store

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Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:29 AM

I think this has already been posted, but it's still funny tongue.gif~

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 07:52 AM

QUOTE (i2Ayumi @ Aug 16 2009, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think this has already been posted, but it's still funny tongue.gif~


i also think that !!!

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 11:09 AM


ROFLS! I remember reading this, hhahahahas ;D
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ROFLS!
I am so corrupted ;3 . . . . . . . .

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:50 AM

hahaha
thats funny.
very clever.
thanks for posting
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:34 AM

hahahahahahahahaahahhahaahhahahaha!!!!!!!
this is hilarious!!!!

you are my super man kyuhyun
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 01:00 PM

I don't get why she doesn't ask the husband to write it down on a paper for her.. or teach her those words...

but yeah... nice way to test whether a person is dirty minded. I've heard this one too many times.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:18 PM

English! Yeah. XD Hahaha.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I love this. x]
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 03:35 AM

Posted already.
Funny, but stupid.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:48 AM

haha man i got a perverted mind
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:00 PM

lols... hahaha really nice one...thanks for posting... great joke! biggrin.gif
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 08:40 PM

i remember hearing this somewhere , & yet i still thought the husband showed his y'knw haha.
It's not a goodbye,but a see you later.

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