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Drunk Man In The Bar Joke X D

#1 KTHubbybunch

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Post icon Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:11 AM

This drunk man in the bar is looking for the wash room so he asks the bartender, �Where�s the washroom at?� The bartender says, �Go straight till the end there and make a right.�

Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream coming from the washroom, and they wonder about what�s going on in there. A few minutes go by, and again, everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the washroom. This time, the bartender decides to investigate, and he goes into the washroom to see what the drunk is screaming about.

He opens the door and asks the drunk, �Hey you drunk man! What�s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away.�

The drunk whines, �I�m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my gonads!�

With that, the bartender looks in and says,

�No wonder! You�re sitting on a mop bucket, you idiot!!�

#2 I.like.foood

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 01:31 AM

LMAO woowww.
Happy 4000th post ;D

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 01:45 AM

(I.like.foood @ Aug 16 2009, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LMAO woowww.
Happy 4000th post ;D

LOL i just noticed that

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#4 mystified

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 06:29 AM

rofl some drunk people have no sense of direction
this is better than ending up in the women's washroom xD

#5 japjoong

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 07:31 AM

QUOTE (mystified @ Aug 16 2009, 06:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

rofl some drunk people have no sense of direction
this is better than ending up in the women's washroom xD

hahaha !!
i agree with you !!!!
but what is gonads anyway ??....

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 10:37 AM

hahahaha
thats funny. (:
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 05:31 AM

QUOTE (japjoong @ Aug 16 2009, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

hahaha !!
i agree with you !!!!
but what is gonads anyway ??....

The gonads are our kiwis, grapes, cherries, marbles, change purse, ping and pong, round and rounder, Mr. Giggle-Sack, Should I go on?

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 02:00 PM

gonads are guy parts that hang

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 02:12 PM

QUOTE (Jude_OooSomethingShiny! @ Aug 18 2009, 09:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The gonads are our kiwis, grapes, cherries, marbles, change purse, ping and pong, round and rounder, Mr. Giggle-Sack, Should I go on?

LOL! haha that's funny .

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:26 PM

ROFLMAO. Poor guy. Haha.

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 08:40 PM

Squeezes...what??? Huh? How? Omg I feel stupid. X_X

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#12 Chioster

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:38 PM

If you ever seen a mop bucket, there is a squisher that squeezes out all the water out of the mop after rinsing. Well there is a handle that triggers it so he keeps pulling the handle. You should be able to get the rest.