Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:13 AM
Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, I know that you guys are forgiven because youre here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big. What kind of car you get will depend on your answer.
The first guy walked up and St. Peter asked him, How long were you married? He answered, 24 years. Did you ever cheat on your wife?, St. Peter asked. The guy said, Yeah, 7 times but you said I was forgiven. St. Peter said, Yeah, but thats not too good, only Nano for you.
The second guy walked up and got the same question from St. Peter. He answered, I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out. St. Peter said, Im pleased to hear that. Heres a Civic.
The third guy walked up and said, St. Peter, I know what youre going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didnt even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen! St. Peter said, Thats what I like to hear. Heres a Ferrari!
A few days later, the two guys with the Nano and Civic saw the guy with the Ferrari, crying on the golden sidewalk. They asked him what was wrong, arent you supposed to be happy with your Ferrari? He said, Yeah Im happy with Ferrari but I just saw my wife, she was on a skateboard!
