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#1 User is offline   xHennyx 

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Post icon  Posted 17 August 2009 - 11:09 AM

Three men approached the gate to heaven and as
there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said
that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied,

'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair
behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth.
I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act.
When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom.
The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair
wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower.
I looked all around the house to find the guy.
I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside.
I pounded them until he finally let go.
When he fell he landed in some bushes and
God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the
refrigerator out the window to finish him off.
After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.'

Then the gatekeeper asked the second man how he died. He replied,

'Imagine this -- I'm minding my own business on top of my
apartment building. I was riding one of those stationary
bicycles when the screws gave out and I flew off the side.
I reached out and caught a window sill, then some idiot
started pounding on my fingertips. When I fell I landed
in some bushes and God must have loved me because I lived.
But then that same idiot threw his
refrigerator out the window and it crushed me.'

'That, too, is horrible,' said the gate keeper.
Then he asked the third man the same question.
His reply was, 'OK, imagine this, I'm naked in a refrigerator...'

Hahaha XDD The husband got the wrong person D:

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 12:52 PM

OMG hahahahahha! HAHHAHAH! thank you for making my day!
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 01:10 PM

That's horrible... he got killed by a fridge...wtf, and the guy had nothing to do with it. The husband deserved to die.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 01:19 PM

LMAO! That was totally uinexpected and way too funny! Hahaha, what a twist!
I say the guy that was so innocently minding his business riding the bicycle should get the last spot to heaven;]
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 01:37 PM

I've heard this before, but I still laughed.
So sad : (
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:00 PM

That's sad he got the wrong dude :/ lols.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:14 PM

QUOTE (Eternalx @ Aug 17 2009, 12:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMG hahahahahha! HAHHAHAH! thank you for making my day!


Haha no prob. My onii-san told me this one and I thought it would be great to post it on soompi. biggrin.gif

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 02:59 PM

XD that's so messed up. Hilarious.

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:19 PM

LOLOLO thats so sad XD
its all the 1st guy's fault XDD

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:25 PM

LOL. a great joke to start my day XD thanks~
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 04:29 PM

I saw this before but nonetheless, it still made me lol.
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Posted 17 August 2009 - 09:15 PM

lol... poor second man... lols... so funny...thanks for posting biggrin.gif
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 02:10 AM

PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA i have a stitch.
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 03:09 AM

that was funny !!!
i feel sorry to the second man !!!
and ohh... how did the first man carried the refrigerator when the third man is there ??
HE MUST BE REAL STRONG! !!!!!
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 06:25 AM

hahahaha
poor man on the window sill.
bet hes the one that got into heaven.
hahah
naked in the refrigerator.
haha
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 09:16 AM

LOL. Oh wow. That was horrible. xD
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 01:30 PM

QUOTE (xHennyx @ Aug 17 2009, 07:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hahaha XDD The husband got the wrong person D:



Well... he still got the right guy, if you think about it....
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 01:33 PM

Ohmy! This is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. I freaking love that! The poor bike rider, though x'D
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 01:53 PM

LOLLL!!! this definately one of the funniest jokes i've heard all day. NICE =]
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Posted 18 August 2009 - 04:28 PM

ROFL. Aww! The poor bike rider.
The guy must've been mad strong to be able to carry the fridge though. Haha.
Especially with someone in therr. xDD!

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