[shadow131]

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
like this First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"















The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open!"

[s a t a n g *]

pUAHHAH so didnt expect that

[rainbow_nonstop]

hahahaha~
i heard something similar to this but i like this version better^^

[koreandramaqueen]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Didn't expect that! xD

[witchery]

HAHAHAA "she tried squeezing it between her knees"
I had the weirdest image in my head....

[midnightlove]

hahaha
that was unexpected.
haha
thats funny. (:
thanks for posting

[EHNerJI]

LOL he should've explained it better at first x:
that's so funny XD the doctor definitely got the wrong idea XD
and so did i ._.;

[cherriholicxx]

ROFL. I was having... nasty images.
Until I read that last line. xD!

[Honey.bee]

ROFLMAO, so didn't expect that. I didn't though my mind could be this perverted, i'm so corrupted now.

[xsaranghae<3]

llol ive seen this somewhere before...

[AnthonyKkoKko]

i feel like such a perv.

this just put a series of unneccessary disturbing images in my head, and then the last line just hit me in the gut -.-

[Chalk-Bandits]

Haha...Wow...That was totally unexpected.
Haha...dirty thoughts

[isomaa]

OMG that's so dirty.

the doctor also had a dirty mind LOL

[Regina Rae]

Wow. My dirty, dirty mind o_o.

[ovaltinejenkins]

... the end was cute... haha yeah, but i was suspicious when the armpit was mentioned lol

[linuhhparkk]

puahaha well that wasn't expected
i love it how the doctor was thinkin dirty too x]

[juicejuice]

hahaha lols.. thanks for posting... hilarious joke

[koreanxlove]

LOL! , made my night.

[SmarterChildWater]

i was thinking of something else lol

[Hongki.love]

LOOOOOOOOOOL. Oh my gosh, what an unexpected ending...epic.