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#1 User is offline   midnightlove 

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:46 AM

One day a man is walking home from work and passes by a fortune teller.

He says what the heck and goes in.

Once he sits down she starts

"ahhh i see that you are a father of 2." She says

"AHA!That's where your wrong." He says "I have 3 kids.

"AHA! That's what you think." The fortune teller says.
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#2 User is offline   quackduckquack 

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 03:53 PM

=/ That's bad.... what kind of fortune teller is that?!

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:05 PM

LOL.
poor dad.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:14 PM

lolz. hmmm i wonder why ^.~
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:18 PM

Haha...creepy fortune teller.
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#6 User is offline   funkkeh 

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:38 PM

Haha ouch, poor dad! What a horrible fortune teller sad.gif

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:47 PM

LOL Sucks for the dad. XD
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 06:48 PM

hahaha , bad fortune teller tongue.gif
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:17 PM

ouchie! hahaha
his wife is going to pay big time ((:
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:35 PM

LOL! Wowwwwwwww....at first I didn't get it, but yeah. xD

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:37 PM

HAHa! omg that sucks for the guy.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:28 PM

Wow. I always thought fortune tellers were kinda scary. haha. But sucks for that guy.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 08:32 PM

LOL that was really lame but idk why that made me laugh hahaha
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 10:21 PM

hehehehe. how sad. poor guy.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 10:27 PM

LOL. yeah thats pretty funny.
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Posted 21 August 2009 - 01:57 AM

lol ahahhahaha i get it . poor dad
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