[J-10]

性教育

>> > > > >女儿：听说"第一次"很痛，是怎么个痛法呢？
>> > > > >妈妈：想象把一根胡萝卜塞到妳鼻孔里 ...
>> > > > >女儿：那生小孩呢？听说更痛？ 以下内容跟帖回复才能看到
>> > > > >妈妈：想象把一颗西瓜塞在妳鼻孔里再拉出来 ...
>> > > > >女儿：...... ?
==============================
>> > > > >儿子问老爸：『为什么嘿咻嘿咻时会很舒服啊！』
>> > > > >老爸说：『就像你挖鼻孔一样，当然舒服了。』
>> > > > >儿子又问：『那为什么嘿咻嘿咻时女的比较舒服呢？』
>> > > > >爸爸说：『因为你挖鼻孔时，舒服的是鼻孔，而不是手指！』
>> > > > >儿子再问：『那为什么女性被强暴时会很难过呢？』
>> > > > >爸爸说：『如果有一天你走在路上，有人过来挖你鼻孔，你会舒服吗？』
>> > > > >儿子又问：『那为什么月经来时就不能嘿咻嘿咻呢？
>> > > > >爸说：『如果你流鼻血，你还会继续去挖鼻孔吗？
>> > > > >儿子继续问：『为什么很多男人不喜欢戴保险套？』
>> > > > >爸爸说：『你会戴手套挖鼻孔吗？』

[quackduckquack]

For the first section, it's a mother-daughter conversation:
Daughter: They say that the first time (having sex) hurts, how is the pain like?
Mother: It's like sticking a "cucumber" up your nose and pulling it back out.
Daughter: How about having kids? They say it's more painful?
Mom: It's like having a watermelon up your nose and getting it out.

Father-son conversation:

[I'm not sure if anyone has read the joke about how they used an itchy ear-hole and a finger as an example for sex...?]
Son:

I'll come back to edit later. Sorry.