Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.
The only thing he said was, F.F.
His wife turned to him and answered, E.F.
Out on the highway, he said, F.F.
She responded simply, E.F.
He repeated, F.F.
She again replied, E.F.
Mom! Dad! their son yelled. Whats going on?
Bad Bernie answered, Your mother wants to eat first!
Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/08/first-thing-to-do-after-jail/
First Thing To Do After Jail
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 09:37 AM
First....
(my first time to be first actually....heheh
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although i ddnt understand the joke
(my first time to be first actually....heheh
)although i ddnt understand the joke
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 10:27 AM
^ if E.F is eat first then F.F...is..... (think dirty)
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 10:28 AM
^
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then i advise you not to understand...
it will ruin your innocent mind. trust me, you don't want to lose that..... like me. lol
dirty dirty and clever parents lol
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then i advise you not to understand...
it will ruin your innocent mind. trust me, you don't want to lose that..... like me. lol
dirty dirty and clever parents lol
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 01:14 PM
Ewwww, this is sos disgusting .___>
FF = Eff 1st ... like happy together time 1st ... eurggg =___=
FF = Eff 1st ... like happy together time 1st ... eurggg =___=
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 01:27 PM
to be very honest, i did not understand it at all when i read it the first time.
then i read the comments. then *ding*
eewwwwww sick minded bad bernie.
then i read the comments. then *ding*
eewwwwww sick minded bad bernie.
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 01:33 PM
... omg that's so ugh =.= lols.
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Posted 24 August 2009 - 02:00 PM
I didn't get it 'til I read the comments. Lawlz.
What a horny Bernie. :[
What a horny Bernie. :[
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 06:53 PM
lol omg i got this right away xD daang
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:20 PM
understandable....i knew it while reading the title before it get to the joke...ahahaa
dat's wat they do first thing when they get out of jail...to get rid off bad luck
dat's wat they do first thing when they get out of jail...to get rid off bad luck
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:27 PM
At first I didn't get the joke. Now, I get it.
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 09:45 PM
I honestly thought the wife wanted him to "eat" something else first?
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Posted 02 November 2009 - 01:05 AM
that bad bernie sure loves fishing.
P.S. yes i really do understand the joke.
P.S. yes i really do understand the joke.
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Posted 02 November 2009 - 01:30 AM
>.< Bad Bernie, BAD BAD BAD!
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Posted 02 November 2009 - 02:42 AM
Oh so it was a dirty joke?
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Posted 02 November 2009 - 03:40 AM
if you just read you dont really understand it but if you do its really funny 
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Posted 02 November 2009 - 11:43 AM
oh man, i didn't get it at first, but after reading comments, my young mind has been brainwashed muhahahha. ok im overacting ahaha.
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Posted 03 November 2009 - 04:04 PM
Haha XD I got it, oh the innocent minds you all have
