[WeezyEffBaby]

Dear Mrs. Palin,

I was very sad to hear of your retirement from politics. Who will lead the next generation
of neo-fascists into the bright new world if not the hockey mom with teeth? Which by the way
I think is a great achievement, considering most republicans have already had their teeth knocked
out in one way or another for spreading their own special brand of hatred all around the world.

So you still having all your teeth is just a testimate to your character and dedication to
delivering hateful speeches with little to no political significance what so ever while behind
the protection that your office enjoys. Kudos!

Now, I know you might be sad because you've got no more indigenous people to with hold rights
from anymore but this is why I'm writing to you. It's your lucky day! I want to offer you employment
with me! That's right, I want you to come to my house of residence and work for me.

Your new duties will include:

Trashing the rights of my extended family members who've wrong me in the past.
Chairing my negotiations with my neighbour about his noisy dog (and then killing him with a rifle and helicopter should he refuse to shut him up).
Learn to speak when spoken to, how I like my breakfast, lunch AND dinner.
Covering up any un-wanted pregnancies that my lady friends might have.
Learn to not speak in public about anything, ever.

So you see, working for me will be a breeze since you're familiar with most of these duties in one way or another already. But mostly, you'll never speak in public again. Come on Sarah, you dysfunctional hypocritical sorry excuse for giant tree sloth. Let's do this!!!

Yours in anticipation,

Weezy F. Baby (And the F. Stands for Phenomenal Palin Punisher)

[jodycolour]

To: The guy I met in 7th grade.

Do I regret?
Yes I do.
Do I still have faith?
No, I don't.
Will we meet again?
I highly think we won't.

I'm sorry.
For joking around with you...

Did you think I serious for what I said?
I wasn't. I never was. I never will be.

[Xyeun]

#1: It hasn`t been too long since I have talked to you.
Now, I realize that maybe our friendship is possibly over.
That`s the reason why it`s just not the same between us anymore.
If this is what you describe as friends, I don`t think that it counts lol.

#2: I know that you may not be feeling the best right now, but you made this decision.
It`s a little too late for everything. I hope you can move on and learn from your mistakes for being this way, buddy.

#3: Thanks for being there when I needed you.
I`m really glad that I got to know you personally unlike before in our previous meetings which was quite awkward.
As a friend, I will be happy to be there for you whenever you need me too (:

[&&TiFF;ANY.]

i'm tired
my heart is hurting
i don't know what to do anymore

[mintcracker]

Why do you always have to do this dad?
Why must you treat me this way?
What did I do in my past life to deserve this.

I'm sick of the yelling, I'm sick of the tension, the condescension, the condemnation and the anger.
Please stop. For my sake and my mum's, please stop.
I thought I couldn't take anymore when I was 16, now I'm older, and I'm so tired.
When I get married, I hope my marriage, my family and my life isn't like the way it is now.
I'm tired of the chaos and the shouting everyday.
When will it stop? My emotional threshold is reaching a breaking point.

[witchery]

Okay I admit. You are kind of cute.
Nice job. In my mind you went from a bit of a loser I didn't really care about, to a pretty sweet and cute guy.
EH whatever. *shuts out thoughts*

[herro diana]

My heart has been aching a lot over the weekend.
I honestly can't wait for the next coming weeks... but what for?

To see you.

[크리스틴]

I've seriously had enough of you. I'd rather spend time by myself than just sitting next to you listening to you talk to your fcking friend on the phone the whole damn time. Stupid b-tch. Don't waste my time like that.

[xquisitebabyy_]

One whole month.
Can I do it?
Can I endure it?

I hope I can.

[to.angie]

I've come to the conclusion that I'm in like with you.

[forever21_]

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thats how i feel.

[muffinx3]

I hate you. Go die. Well, don't die.
But, I'm so irritated with you.
I don't even want to see you today.
Thanks for being such a good boyfriend. :|
"I want to hang out with you more this week."
Bs. We'll see how that turns out.
I won't call you or anything this week since you couldn't even give me the courtesy of telling me that you were hanging out with her when you know how uncomfortable she makes me feel. Thanks for making me feel more uncomfortable.
Thanks for sounding all irritated with me when I asked you about it.
Thanks. I totally need this uncomfortable irritatedness the day before my Astronomy test.

[mintcracker]

Time goes by, so slowly. Yet at the same time it's rushingrushingrushing.
Babe, you're on my mind constantly.
Morning. Noon. Afternoon. Night. All I think about is youyouyou.
...Hell you 're even present in my dreams.
Babe this is working perfectly well. I want this to last, because my feelings for you are growing and flourishing day by day.
Let's both try to make it work... Into the new year. And the next. And the next.



I truly believe in us babe.

[xquisitebabyy_]

I can't believe you.
I can't believe you would do this to me, to us.

I don't know you anymore.
You're no longer apart of my life.
Goodbye. For good.

[ShawNzYy]

Thoughts still linger but I will not let that phase me. Why do you keep walking back in and outta my life...I'm tired of having these russian roulette moments everytime I see you..

[playedescapade]

Dear random dude,
Those compliments you gave me made me very happy because I went into lalala~ daydream land and pretended that someone else I would have liked to say such things like that to me said it to me instead. haha

[sweetl0ve]

why did my heart sudden skip a beat?..

[witchery]

oh GAWD.
Forget it.
I changed my mind.
Went from sweet to creepy. NVM!!!

[duntellmi]

BFCP(not BF anymore though =P) :

Erm..okay...this is weird. Do you know how confused I am? One part of me hoped that you are not angry at me. The other part of me hoped that you will be angry because at least that meant I'm not invisible to you, huh. Then I realised, you shouldn't be angry. No, you aren't. Then...I felt sad. Should I apologise? But...you aren't even angry! Why am I making a big deal out of something you probably do not even remember? Still, I feel sorry. I was immature, inconsiderate, but for me, that was the best thing to do because I was positive you didn't feel the same way about me(turns out I was correct, which makes me sad...again.)

Around 1 plus month more and that one day we get our results, then we will probably not see each other again. I will miss you...But its all for the best, right?

I wonder if you will remember me. I will definitely remember you though.

I will wish you Happy Birthday this year, for the very last time. I hope you will have many other happy birthdays as well, because...as whiny/whatever-negative-things-i-can-say-about-you as you are, you deserve it.

[Hazy]

Don't be moody... it's not your fault.
*sigh*
Well, you better not bail out on the walk. :/