Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar, when one said to the other:
“If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?”
“Yeah, sure thing,” replied his friend, “fire away.”
“Well,” said the first guy, “why do you think all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?”
“It’s probably because of her speech impediment,” replied the second guy.
“What do you mean her speech impediment?” inquired the first fellow.
“My wife doesn’t have a speech impediment!”
“Well,” replied his friend, “you must be the only guy who hasn’t noticed that she can’t say ‘NO’!”
Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/09/speech-impediment/
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Speech Impediment
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 06:40 AM
Lols. That's horrible.
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 06:30 PM
LOL awwww poor guy
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 06:47 PM
ahhahaha : ) His wife is a rainbow.
It is trite to speak of a broken heart. Hearts are not broken; they continue to beat, the blood still courses, even in the bitter after-days of betrayal. But something IS broken when pain beyond words is suffered; some connexion that formerly existed with light and hope and bright mornings is severed, and can never be restored.
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Posted 05 September 2009 - 07:22 PM
LOL, that must suck for the guy :/.
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