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Dear Ann Landers,

I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy.

My parents live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston North, is married to an Australian.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana, distribution of Cocaine, as well as Heroin.

They are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Auckland.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non parole life sentence in Mt. Eden Prison, Auckland, for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being
held in the Wellington remand center on charges of incest with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Christchurch and indeed is still a
part time “working girl” in a Brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the Madam.

I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

So, how should I tell her about my brother-in-law being employed by Microsoft?


Source: http://funnycity.org/2009/09/ann-landers/

[taebins_luver]

...i don't get it...
but i'm slow, so anyone else?

[foxytoe]

i think it's saying that being related to someone in MS is worse than anything else

[Gytha]

...i don't get it...
but i'm slow, so anyone else?

me too.

[myaimisme]

i'm lost...maybe because all the things before the question has nothing to do with the question? so it's kinda like a huge waste of time?

or the fiancee thinks he's a poor guy. but he wants to own a Brothel, so he can't tell her that his brother-in-law is employed by Microsoft?

idk you lost me on this one.

[Mynni~Q!]

ok i didnt get this joke at all -_____-, blame the joke, not me

[mystified]

i don't really get the joke either O_o
is it cuz his brother-in-law is the only successful person in his family?

[AkimotoMitsuki]

i'm lost........... i don't get what's funny... ?

[Envious-Sleep]

I think it's supposed to be a jab at Microsoft, because his fiancee has been through all this crap and his whole family is basically up to morally and legally wrong things, but the guy's ashamed of telling his fiancee that his brother's employed at MS b/c it's practically worst than all of that.

Not particularly funny, since it could be interpreted in more than one way? =\

[XIAHT!C]

LOL... o_O
it would be nice if the poster posted what was so funny about this :/

[weee: )]

lol funny but why microsoft? there are way worse companies going down the drain right now...lol

[babiloveyoo]

Lol... I sort of got it but I don't think it's funny.