[KanyeWEST]

So I've been dating this girl Kate for about 3 months now and we've been getting along fine. She moved in with me after I got us a nice 1 bedroom apartment in Manhattan and things have been great until the past week. She works as a stripper at a strip club and I've always been fine with that. We even actually met there!

So anyways, last week a few buddies and I went to the strip club where she works to just hang out and see some ass and titties. I knew Kate was working so I thought, being the gentleman that I am, I could surprise her and give her a few dolla dolla bills.
I see her working the pole and I'm thinking man I am SO lucky to have a girlfriend like that. After a few songs she gets off the stage and comes to talk with us. It's at this point where things start to go down hill for me.

My friend Gary (not his real name) asks me if he could get a lap dance from Kate so I figure hell, why not? So Kate takes Gary to a room so Fred(also not his real name) and I just chill there watching the other dancers.

Ten minute passes and I'm thinking they're going to be done soon because Gary is pretty poor.
Fifteen minute passes and I'm starting to think, "man, they sure are taking their time!"
Twenty minute passes and I'm starting to get anxious. Where is Kate and Gary?
So finally at the thirty minute mark I decide to go into the room they are in and I see Gary making out with Kate.

I was so filled with anger that I took my cup filled with orange juice and chucked it at the wall shattering the glass and scaring the living bejesus out of them. I went and punched Gary in the left eye socket blinding him and I grab Kate and we storm out. Fred rushes over and starts asking what happened. I tell him to john tesh off and I ask Kate what she was doing and she says that Gary just paid a lot of money for a kiss. I tell her that's bullmini cooper and I slap her and I walk out and take the subway back home.

Kate comes home later that night crying asking me why I overreacted. I told her to pack up her things and to leave. She leaves and since then I haven't spoken to her. I've tried to call and text her so that I could apologize but she just ignores them. I even tried to go back to her work but they wouldn't let me in because I guess I gave Gary a concussion or something.

What should I do? I really love this girl and I think I can't live without her. How do I get her to start talking to me again? I mean, I left a voice mail saying that I forgave her for being a cheating rainbow and said it was probably Gary's fault for coming on to her.

[Irony.]

I don't think you will get a proper answer from soompiers. Most of us are under 18 and would not have any exp in these kind of things ==

[5.mystline]

You sure this isn't meant to be in the fan-fic section?

[chiho]

I don't think you will get a proper answer from soompiers. Most of us are under 18 and would not have any exp in these kind of things ==

i totally concure~
I am over 18 and i never went to a strip club -.-" (call me fail as much as it is if you like)

[chipmunkey]

wow the legendary KANYEWEST is seeking advise? haha i always looked out for your avatar because you always give witty replies! you say the funniest stuff . (l)

urm firstly, i dont think you overreacted . any guy with a sane mind would have been mad . BUT, dont you think its your fault for allowing your girl to perform a lap dance on your FRIEND? you know, if its any other random guy then sure, why not, it's her job right? but it's your friend and i think that kinda made things worse?

okay idk anyways, good luck to you and kate . (:

[blackvelvetfever]

You sure this isn't meant to be in the fan-fic section?

Was thinking the same thing.

[joxxy]

Sounds fake, but if this is real then him paying her for a kiss is bull.
Customers aren't allowed to touch strippers and you should have been aware of the complicated situations that would arise from dating someone who stripped as work.

[Pogichinoy]

Yo dude, have a look over there, you just been Punk'd!

[fredinsac]

Kanye, Kanye, Kan-YAY!!

First off, I wanna say that I'm proud of you. Why? Cause when you hit her it wasn't with a fist but with an open palm. Nothing hurts like a palm across the face. You want to know how you get her back??? Lemme tell you what I did when I lost my stripper girlfriend. I got a friend of mines to call her cell phone telling her that I needed stripper services at a bachelor party at such and such hotel(if you are on a budget you can opt for a motel room). If she asks your friend how he got her number just tell him to say that he got it from a friend who's gotten her services in the past. All strippers do a little side strippin. But yeah, so what I did was I prepared the hotel room by laying out a trail of dollar bills from the hotel door to the bed. I turned off the lights and lit up some candles. I made sure to tell my friend to tell her that the door was unlocked and for her to just come right in. So she came right in the door and saw the candle lit room and was surprised that it wasn't a bachelor party. She followed the trail of dollar bills to the bed and she saw that on the bed was....50 SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS FOLDED UP INTO ROSES!! At this time and point I jumped out in my loincloth garnered with one dollar bills and apologized and whisked her off her feet onto the bed. I sang "I Wanna Make Love to You" by Boyz II Men and it was on like Donkey Kong! Son, I am telling you this sh*t right here is sure fire.

[Mr. Chan]

So I've been dating this gir

Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish. But Mr. Chan has dated the best girl of all time.

[Kreize]

I read your other topic in the past asking whether you should/should not date a stripper. Didn't everyone tell you not to do it?

[KanyeWEST]

Sounds fake, but if this is real then him paying her for a kiss is bull.
Customers aren't allowed to touch strippers and you should have been aware of the complicated situations that would arise from dating someone who stripped as work.

hey, there's nothing wrong with dating strippers. they are after all regular people like you and me.

wow the legendary KANYEWEST is seeking advise? haha i always looked out for your avatar because you always give witty replies! you say the funniest stuff . (l)

urm firstly, i dont think you overreacted . any guy with a sane mind would have been mad . BUT, dont you think its your fault for allowing your girl to perform a lap dance on your FRIEND? you know, if its any other random guy then sure, why not, it's her job right? but it's your friend and i think that kinda made things worse?

okay idk anyways, good luck to you and kate . (:

well, more money for us, you know?

Kanye, Kanye, Kan-YAY!!

First off, I wanna say that I'm proud of you. Why? Cause when you hit her it wasn't with a fist but with an open palm. Nothing hurts like a palm across the face. You want to know how you get her back??? Lemme tell you what I did when I lost my stripper girlfriend. I got a friend of mines to call her cell phone telling her that I needed stripper services at a bachelor party at such and such hotel(if you are on a budget you can opt for a motel room). If she asks your friend how he got her number just tell him to say that he got it from a friend who's gotten her services in the past. All strippers do a little side strippin. But yeah, so what I did was I prepared the hotel room by laying out a trail of dollar bills from the hotel door to the bed. I turned off the lights and lit up some candles. I made sure to tell my friend to tell her that the door was unlocked and for her to just come right in. So she came right in the door and saw the candle lit room and was surprised that it wasn't a bachelor party. She followed the trail of dollar bills to the bed and she saw that on the bed was....50 SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS FOLDED UP INTO ROSES!! At this time and point I jumped out in my loincloth garnered with one dollar bills and apologized and whisked her off her feet onto the bed. I sang "I Wanna Make Love to You" by Boyz II Men and it was on like Donkey Kong! Son, I am telling you this sh*t right here is sure fire.

wow, that literally brought a tear to my eye. why didn't i think of that!? thanks for the advice. gonna search online on how to make roses out of dolla bills. and the boyz II men? john teshing genius.

[damyoungji]

hey, there's nothing wrong with dating strippers. they are after all regular people like you and me.

well, more money for us, you know?

I agree and disagree. I have a friend who strips whenever she needs the money. Surprisingly, we are completely different people, but we both get along. As for the whole money issue, not everyone strips just for money. Some people just enjoy it.

Well, what can I say? She strips for money, so she needs the money, right? I guess she got carried away when she found out that your friend Gary is willing to pay her more money. I have no clue if strippers are allowed to come into contact with their "clients" (or do you call them "customers"?), but hey, if someone is willing to become a stripper, a kiss and all that is usually nothing to them.

[taebins_luver]

Yo Kanye, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish. But Mr. Chan has dated the best girl of all time.

LOLZ
i was waiting for that...HAHAHAHA

so it's like, a whole IM-IN-LOVE-WITH-A-STRIPPER kinda thing? if it ain't love, it ain't worth bringing the strip club down.

--EDIT
oh, and i love your avatar

[joxxy]

hey, there's nothing wrong with dating strippers. they are after all regular people like you and me.

You're right~
I didn't mean to come off as "strippers are bad or that you shouldn't date them, I meant to say that you should have been aware of the situations that could arise from her being a stripper due to circumstances like guys waving money in her face for favors and such.

[Yunho<3]

Why did you let your friend have a lap dance with your girlfriend anyway?
I know she a stripper and stuff,but i bet there is plenty other strippers in the house.Why her?
You're like that one guy in the article about that Breastfeeding Girl To Hide Her Pregnancy.
Anyways,call her and beg her to come back!
And don't say it was her fault!

[KanyeWEST]

Why did you let your friend have a lap dance with your girlfriend anyway?
I know she a stripper and stuff,but i bet there is plenty other strippers in the house.Why her?
You're like that one guy in the article about that Breastfeeding Girl To Hide Her Pregnancy.
Anyways,call her and beg her to come back!
And don't say it was her fault!

i didn't think gary would be such a backstabbing son of a pinkberry!

[taebins_luver]

i didn't think gary would be such a backstabbing son of a pinkberry!

yeah well, ain't that a friend for you-HEY, it's not all his fault, you needed the money too!

[Irony.]

i didn't think gary would be such a backstabbing son of a pinkberry!

Don't trust anyone. Best advice from me

[Genevie-chan]

Wtf? You didn't just overreact, you just came off being a TOTAL douche bag.
You SLAPPED her!? What guys slaps a girl, even if she cheated on you!?? At those times, you sort of yell and stuff, and go home until your anger goes down.
I think both of you won't fit together anyways. Obviously as a person who works as a pole dancer (?) she has to come in contact with lots of pervy guys, and depending on the situation, she might go a litle further then neccesary. You're eventually going to become repeatedly jealous and snap, and maybe even abuse her.
Just let her go, and I think she should let you go too.
But maybe if you realy realy want her back, the best way is too be consistent with your apologies. And don't keep mentioning the fact she cheated, it seems like the msg you're saying is 'I'm sorry, but you DID cheat on me...we both should forgive each other, it'll be same same' which won't exactly make her like you again. Just keep on saying I aplogize, and if given the chance, buy her roses or something. Deliver them. But if you hit her again, only an idiot would want to come back. So watch your temper. But at the same time, if she cheats on you again, you should just leave her too.