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Late Drinking Can Be Dangerous joke xD

#1 User is offline   KTHubbybunch 

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Post icon  Posted 16 October 2009 - 12:56 AM

A guy is standing in a bar drinking when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at 10:30 the second guy says, Oh well, I better get home. My wife doesnt like me to stay out late drinking.

The first guy replies, That is because you arent doing it right. You should do what I do. Go home. Sneak in the bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs and lick, lick, lick usually about twenty minutes and there will no tbe any complaints in the morning.

The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with the other guy for about two more hours before heading home to give it a try.

When he got home, the house was pitch black. He snuck upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back the covers and proceeded to lick for twenty minutes. The bed was like a swamp, so he decided to go wash his face. As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.

He screamed, What are you doing in here?!

Quiet! she exclaimed. Youll wake my mother.



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Posted 16 October 2009 - 12:59 AM

Haha.
Boy do I feel bad for the husband.
And his own mother-in-law too?

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 02:03 AM

Haha! that's hilarious!!!
it'll teach him to not try and do that again! laugh.gif
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:07 AM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OWNED UP!!!!
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:10 AM

EPIC FAIL hahahahahahaha!
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 07:59 AM

Hahaha omg XDD
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 01:43 PM

LMAOOOO
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 02:23 PM

Eewwwwwwyyy thats messed up.
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 02:29 PM

Hahah, omg that's funny XP.
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:19 PM

Ooooooh my god I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. D:
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 05:25 PM

omfg!!!!!!!!!!!! holy crap!!! ew!!!!!!! LOL XD XD
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 05:42 PM

Hahahahahash pwnd.
f his life.
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 06:14 PM

Oh my gossh, haha XD
that's sad.

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 06:38 PM

omoooooooooooooooooooooooo! wow haha
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 09:00 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thats is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but hilarious at the same time tongue.gif
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 01:47 PM

Ewww thats nasty. LOOL.
i feel so bad for the quy. 20 min..
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 05:34 PM

Ewwwwwww.

He is scarred for life.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 03:13 PM

dude, did he just...oh dear...
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:02 AM

OH MY GOSH. Disturbing.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:56 AM

ugh ewwww! that is soo nasty lmfaoss
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