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#1 User is offline   KTHubbybunch 

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Post icon  Posted 16 October 2009 - 01:01 AM



A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER… FASTER… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP….
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP…clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP…
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything…

All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin …

…and…of…course,

…the coffin stops!



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Posted 16 October 2009 - 03:08 AM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL LAME!!!!!!!
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 10:09 AM

lmfaoooooooo
had to read it twice to ge it lol laugh.gif
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 11:05 PM

I don't get it. Can someone please explain
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Posted 16 October 2009 - 11:12 PM

omg... soooo bad... haha, yet so good..

coffin=coughing (in this case)
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 12:05 AM

Oh...
Haha.
Had to re-read it over.

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Posted 17 October 2009 - 01:39 PM

^^ SO CUTE. i haven't read an innocent (non sex related) joke in a long time
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 05:36 PM

I sorta get, after reading the explanation xD
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 08:50 PM

Wooow.. It was getting pretty intense! Haha.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 03:11 PM

I don't get it! Even after reading someone's explanation T^T
Was it really a casket?
Orzzzzz.... I'm so confused!! @_@
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 04:05 PM

coffin sounds like coughing.
he threw cough drops that stop future coughing. so the coffin (or coughing) stopped.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 04:21 PM

LOL. That was lame (in a good way) and cute. XDD
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 05:14 PM

This is so lame =___= tongue.gif haha
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:45 AM

HAAHAH. That WAS lame. xD
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 02:19 PM

lol nice try...didn't get it though until i saw another comment
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 02:38 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOL, DORKY.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:56 PM

pwahahahahhaahaaha wow all that for cough drops

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 01:32 AM

lol i laughed so hard. such a bad joke, but incredibly clever
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 02:38 AM

ROFL
hahas this is so lame but I like it ;D
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 08:00 AM

LMFAO, this is so dorky. <3

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