[mrskimjeonghoon]

I love blonde jokes as much as i love little johnny
I hope some people don't find it offensive.


A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"
Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"
All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"

[SarangHeyo <3]

Waiit... i dont get the last one.
a puzzle? 3-6 years?

[cheerydumdum]

^ it means that it says it's for children age 3-6 years on the box.

lol blonde jokes are funnyyy. i've read most of these though.

[`123]

LMAO!!!!! this is hilarious.

thanks for sharing. i loved the last one. hahahahahahahahaaha

[winter_love000]

love the one on the plane =] i wanna try that one day ^^

[Poop-Shoop-A-Loop]

Post in blonde joke thread please