[stefa]

Three Chinese Brothers

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.



here's another one =)

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told.

Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

P/S: (ed zachary = exactly) still, i dont really get it though =P

[PRINCE KYARII]

2nd joke is messed up >.>..
the doctor said that her face looks exactly like her butt :T
thats why she couldnt get dates

[JunsuLove]

Haha, that second one was funny
Mean, but funny.

[A-choo]

LOLOLOL, i laughed hard at both jokes o;

phanks for sharingg ;] Larlarlar, chinese accents r aweshoom :3

[Papa Snorlax]

haha. i thought the first one was the funniest

[yeonhee.]

Someone posted the first one before.

The second one is mess up. Didn't get it at first for the Ed Zachary part.