None of That Sissy Crap.... The Truth About Friendship ^^
#1
Posted 27 October 2009 - 09:44 PM
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
My Oath of Friendship
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like wetting your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

"Lead me to my Great Escape. Show me all the Shades of Love and make me forget all the Seeds of Yesterday"
#2
Posted 27 October 2009 - 10:22 PM
Lol. I love that.
#4
Posted 28 October 2009 - 12:35 PM

"Though dreams can be deceiving like faces are to hearts...they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far"
#7
Posted 29 October 2009 - 04:35 PM
that is so mee XDDD
#8
Posted 29 October 2009 - 05:54 PM
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
I LOVE THAT!!! IT'S SOO FUNNY!!
#9
Posted 30 October 2009 - 04:39 PM
#11
Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:47 AM
no.3 is the best haha
thx 4 sharin
#12
Posted 31 October 2009 - 10:07 AM
#13
Posted 31 October 2009 - 06:24 PM
haha the bit about wetting your pants
#14
Posted 31 October 2009 - 07:49 PM
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth."
I texted three of my friends with that quote. Only one of of them replied, and you know what her reply was? "What?" ROFL

#15
Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:04 PM
that's sooooo true.. lolx
#17
Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:12 PM
XD, sound like my bf and his boys XD
#18
Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:41 PM
my bestfriend was recording a video, and she was smiling for no reason.
finds out that was zooming in on my nostrils
#20
Posted 01 November 2009 - 04:57 PM
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
Friendship is like wetting your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
I really like these, they're so cute.






























