
I.D./Name: You'll forget within 20 minutes of meeting me anyway
Male/Female: I've been mistaken for a female on a few occasions

Age: I remember the good ol' days when I used to be mistaken for a high schooler now I get mistaken for being older than I really am (OMFG, NO I'm not a pedo)
Ethnicity:
Quote from King of the Hill:
QUOTE
Hank Hill: So are you Chinese or Japanese?
Kahn Souphanousinphone: No, we are Laotian.
Bill Dauterive: The ocean? What ocean?
Kahn Souphanousinphone: We are Laotion! From Laos stupid! It's a landlocked country in South East Asia between Vietnam and Thailand, population approximately 4.7 million!
Hank Hill: ...so are you Chinese or are you Japanese?
Khan Souphanousinphone: D'oh!
Height/Weight: not just short, but fat also... double fail
Smoke/Drink: I can't afford to smoke because I'm too busy drinking
Tatts/Pierce: I finally decided on a tat design I want (and not some generic "Look at me I got a tattoo BS"), now if only I could stop drinking and afford it! I do want to pierce my lip, but my job's regulations prohibit us from wearing any sort of non-conservative jewelry while in uniform... especially for men.
Occupation: I'm in prison as I write this, practically
Location: Nor Cal, the armpit of California
What makes you sexy? I'm on the internet, everyone's sexy on the internet
What makes you not-so sexy? When I'm not on the internet
Random facts about yourself? I miss living in Japan

What you're looking for in a potential mate? Two arms and two legs? Well, I guess a girl could miss one of those things. Okay, having all teeth... well, hell I guess she could just not have any of those either. I'm not freaking picky... lol, not allowed to be.
Turn ons/Turn offs? Penises are a turn off, vajay-jays aren't.
If you had to leave one last comment (it's your last chance+_+)? Learn not to take me seriously 95% of the time, but you better damn well make sure to take me seriously for that odd 5%.