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DEAD DONKEY RAFFLE HILARIOUS AND SMART~ KEKEKE!!

#1 User is offline   SaExHeE 

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 11:17 AM

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said: "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK, then just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00."

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 12:55 PM

LMAO! that's hilarious...... kenny is smart though~
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Posted 02 February 2006 - 12:57 PM

wow... that's smart
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Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:35 PM

haha that was smart! biggrin.gif

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 07:59 PM

*dances in circles*

Go KennY!! Smart. wink.gif

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Posted 02 February 2006 - 09:28 PM

Wow.. smart O.o
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 05:18 AM

lol.
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 06:12 AM

HA! good one!
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 06:23 AM

whoa! smart!


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Posted 03 February 2006 - 01:19 PM

PUHAHAHAHA SO FUNNNNY
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 01:26 PM

hahaha ! aww nice !
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 01:29 PM

hah mang dat guy is good
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:10 PM

...........pretty clever i gotta say.........
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:12 PM

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:22 PM

Pwned! Lol.
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 03:27 PM

thats good
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 03:51 PM

smart
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 05:21 PM

lol. he's a genuis.
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 05:26 PM

Lol, smart.
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 05:59 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! XD smart

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