[Myss Blewm]

^ Congrats to them!!! Wow, that guy who scored is hot!!! But it looks like on the whole they are all rather good looking.

[*Gonie]

Congrats to Spain! looking forward to seeing a few of them in the next world cup.. gosh, i swear, Spain has some of the hottest players! hahah..

anyways, i was just looking at some pictures and i found the cutest one of Kaka! i just have to share it...



HOW CUTE IS THAT!

i have a bunch of torres that i'll post in a bit

*gonie

[myv_rox]

WARNING!!!! slightly raunchy..................but flippin hilarious!



this is an english girl that apparently slept with ronaldo when he was like 19. read this article. lol it is so stupid. Oh and apparently he doesn't remember her. LOL seriously i've never read anything dumber than this.


"Exclusive by Georgina Dickinson:

Soccer whizzkid Cristiano Ronaldo went bananas for love as he sat next to stunning Julie Hawkins watching monkeys mating on telly.

At least the Portuguese Man United star, who spoke very little English, could let his pretty new date know just what he wanted. As the primates romped in the rainforest canopy on his hotel room TV, 19 year old Ronaldo started going ape, jumpng up and down and pointing to the screen.

"All he kept saying was 'Hot, Julie, hot'" Giggled the blonde who was asked out by Ronaldo through his interpreter, "then he began tickling me, pretending to be a monkey, so i tickled him back."

Within seconds she found herself being stripped naked and carried off into the jungles of joy.

Stallion

"He was the best endowed man i've ever been with. It was like all my dreams had come true," sighed the 24 year-old trainee primary school teacher. "We made love on his bed to the sound of mating monkeys."

And what the teen sensation lacked with words he made up with in actions.

"We'd only switched the TV on beacause we couldn't understand eachother- but when it came to sex we spoke the same language," said Julie, "As he stripped me, he looked at my thighs and gasped, 'you, footballer', when he saw how toned they were.

"When i mimed riding a horse to show him how i'd got them that way, it seemed to excite him all the more.

"He indicated that he wanted to make love with me on top, with my thighs gripping him, like riding a stallion, and i willingly obliged.

"His body was gorgeous and his fitness level was amazing. He kept me moaning for hours."

The Old Trafford winger also loved monkeying around in the shower with Julie. But the player, who has faced accusations of diving in the Premiership, found it hard to keep his feet even without a referee watching. In fact everytime he was within scoring range he simply fell over.

"He just couldn't keep his balance," said Julie, "we'd be about to have sex then he'd slip, so we had a bath instead.

"There was plenty of room to move around, and once again he asked me to get in on top of him. There was water evrywhere at the end."

Julie met the £17.5 million Portuguese wonderkid last September in a crowded restaurant. Ronaldo was dining with his family, but couldn't take his eyes off her 32F-20-32 figure.

"He kept looking at me but i didn't have a clue who he was," says Julie of Altrincham, Cheshire. I thought he was very cute, apart from his hair, which looked like it had beansprouts hanging out the front.

"Days later i saw in a magazine who he was so i gave my number to a friend at Man United and asked him to pass it on."

Julie did not have to wait long. But because Ronaldo could hardly speak English, it was his interpreter who called her mobile."


eerrr. what do you guys have to say about this? i'm curious

credit: imdb.com

[crackednut]

omg I remember reading that!!
f-in hilarious

most likely nonsense though

[myv_rox]

possibly unseen photo?? young cristiano looking so innocent!

[cyberfruit]

WARNING!!!! slightly raunchy..................but flippin hilarious!

eerrr. what do you guys have to say about this? i'm curious

credit: imdb.com

It sounds hilariously fake XD

[Myss Blewm]

possibly unseen photo?? young cristiano looking so innocent!
http://www.cristiano-ronaldo.org/cris-imag...united/mu19.jpg

Aww, he looks so tiny and naive. Hehehe. Too bad I can't go back in time and be the one to take his innocense away....

Yeah, I remember reading that story a few weeks back, and laughing. It seems like the story was completely made up.

[*Gonie]

that story is hilarious! i couldn't stop laughing while reading it... wow that girl sure has some imagination! hahaha..

*Gonie

[crackednut]

"He was the best endowed man i've ever been with. It was like all my dreams had come true," sighed the 24 year-old trainee primary school teacher. "We made love on his bed to the sound of mating monkeys."

omggg

that reminds me of that Bloodhound Gang song
(the mv of which had people dressed in MONKEY suits!!)

"So show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"

her inspiration for this story?

[sj22]

too bad he's married.

yeah too bad

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/gonie/littlekaka.jpg

aww.. how old is he there? he looks soo thin

CONGRATS TO SPAIN'S U19 TEAM!!!
UEFA European Champions for the 3rd time in five years!!

wow, good for them~

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7706/4215135873jc9.jpg

XD @ his expression

Lol i remember reading the Ronaldo story too, it'd be even more hilarious if it really did happen...

As he stripped me, he looked at my thighs and gasped, 'you, footballer',

wtf? LOL

[Myss Blewm]

omggg

that reminds me of that Bloodhound Gang song
(the mv of which had people dressed in MONKEY suits!!)

"So show me yours I'll show you mine Tool Time you'll love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"

her inspiration for this story?

ROFLMAO!!!!

[Gitakawaii]

Don't know if you guys have heard yet.
But, Ruud Van Nistelrooy has signed with Real Madrid from Man Utd.
He's the third transfer of the Capello era.
I am still exceedingly sad that the Galacticos era is unoffically over.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c47/Rebe...nNistelrooy.jpg
No jersey number yet!

Credits to Van Nistelrooy's unoffical fansite.
Hum, only expressing my opinion, but I think the transfer is unnecessary.

OMG!!! VAN nistelrooy!!! WOAHHH...
he really did move!! omg! I wish RM was coming here awww.. darn it ...

We only get to see Zambrotta, Ronaldhino, Deco, thuram and Lionel Messi

[crackednut]

I wanna see ronaldinho and deco~~

lol my dream is to take a picture with ronaldinho
that'd be so badass

[la creme]

omggg

that reminds me of that Bloodhound Gang song
(the mv of which had people dressed in MONKEY suits!!)

crackednut: YOU'RE SO FRACKIN' HILARIOUS AND SO TRUE (WAHAH)!
btw, i remember singing that song ALL THE TIME back in sixth grade--lol, kids at my school were so perverted!

lydia: hahaha--yeah, the "you footballer?" quote has got to be my favorite line from that bs story...that and when she likens ronaldo's hair to bean sprouts.^^

la creme I actually live in CA, but I have family living in Bellevue, is that near Federal Way?

childlike faith: bellevue's closer to seattle than it is to fed. way, but it's not such a far distance away.
i'm in section CLB213 (it was a $75 seat) so i'm sitting on home side.

[Gitakawaii]

I wanna see ronaldinho and deco~~

lol my dream is to take a picture with ronaldinho
that'd be so badass

haha true!! gosh i hope I get to do that...

but I doubt it tho

crackednut: YOU'RE SO FRACKIN' HILARIOUS AND SO TRUE (WAHAH)!
btw, i remember singing that song ALL THE TIME back in sixth grade--lol, kids at my school were so perverted!
childlike faith: bellevue's closer to seattle than it is to fed. way, but it's not such a far distance away.
i'm in section CLB213 (it was a $75 seat) so i'm sitting on home side.

that's good!!

for the BARCELONA GAME.. I got the ($60) ticket...

ohh yeah guys... HOW LONG IS THE CHELSEA TEAM GOING TO BE IN los angeles...

I want to go stalk them ..where are they staying????????

[la creme]

We only get to see Zambrotta, Ronaldhino, Deco, thuram and Lionel Messi

ONLY?! that'd be so sweet to see ronaldinho and deco!!!
(haha, i'd love to bask in the brilliance of ronaldinho's smile.)

[sj22]

adorable Kaka ^^

[Myss Blewm]

^ OMG! Kaka is is the embodiment of a perfect man, I swear!! *dies in the heat of his hotness*

[crackednut]

^
yes yes!
Kaka is the epitome of pefection!


http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g67/nannanjiajia/808.jpg
cutest unibrow ever?
I think so

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g67/nannanjiajia/1069.jpg
owchh
soccer players turned wrestlers

[sj22]

*dies in the heat of his hotness*

right after you

Beckham


Torres.. prob repost







^he looks hot here