High Tech
#1
Posted 09 February 2006 - 05:48 PM
i don't know if this has been posted i only saw it from this newspaper and thought it was helariouse. Enjoy =D!
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High Tech
Three men, a German, Japanese and Filipino were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The other looked at him questioning .
“That was my pager,” he said “ I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”
A few minutes later a phone rang, the Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,
“That was my phone, I have a microchip in my hand”
The Filipino felt low tech, but not to be outdone. He decided to do something just as impressive.
He went to the bathroom, he returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his but.t
The other raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Filipino said, “Oh my gosh! Will you look at that? I’m getting a fax!”
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High Tech
Three men, a German, Japanese and Filipino were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The other looked at him questioning .
“That was my pager,” he said “ I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”
A few minutes later a phone rang, the Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,
“That was my phone, I have a microchip in my hand”
The Filipino felt low tech, but not to be outdone. He decided to do something just as impressive.
He went to the bathroom, he returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his but.t
The other raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Filipino said, “Oh my gosh! Will you look at that? I’m getting a fax!”
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#8
Posted 09 February 2006 - 11:46 PM
hahhaha
that's funny...
that's funny...
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#13
Posted 10 February 2006 - 09:57 PM
pinoy pride? haha
Hey, look! Finally a different signature after all these years!
#14
Posted 10 February 2006 - 10:40 PM
now that is incredibly genius
one chapter of life has passed, now on to the next.
#15
Posted 11 February 2006 - 01:15 AM
l0ls. what a genius.
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#16
Posted 11 February 2006 - 02:31 AM
LOL HAHA
#17
Posted 11 February 2006 - 03:29 AM
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HAHAHAH even though it's a little racial, it's cute.
haha! im sorry if u got offended i thought it would be alright considering I AM Filipino HAHA! and i got it form a Filipino newspaper too. sorry agen
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pinoy pride? haha
YEAH!!! hhaha! why is there a question mark? haha! i noe right? ur not so sure if that's something to be proud at! XD well look at the bright side, atleast he was clever haha! lmao
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#18
Posted 11 February 2006 - 05:23 AM
LOL but why does it say 3 japanese men then say German,Japanese and a Filipino?































