Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By The World
Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages: (gee
that's got to be rough job!)
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave
your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving
messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their
carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their
picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you.
8. This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your
number, and your reason for calling . and I'll think about returning your call.
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.
Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one
of these magnets.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the
money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're
not here. So, leave a message.
4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave
me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right
now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ...real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth,
we'll call you back.
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 01:56 PM
lol!!! omg those are awesome!
imma use some of them!
imma use some of them!
You'll always be my baby. 4/03/10
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 01:59 PM
omg 10, 2, and 1 is awwesome!!! xD
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 03:47 PM
lols 
their funny =]
their funny =]
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 04:41 PM
haaaaaaah.
they're okay
they're okay
2pm;taecyeon-mblaq;seunghojoon-1tym;taebin-suju;donghae-2am;kkabjokwonjinwoon.
LINKS <3 2PM's I Will Give You My Life <3
<3 2PM - ONLY YOU
<3 2PM + 2AM = 1DAY<3: HERE.
LINKS <3 2PM's I Will Give You My Life <3
<3 2PM - ONLY YOU
<3 2PM + 2AM = 1DAY<3: HERE.
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 05:20 PM
Yay! So funny!
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 05:21 PM
#6 IS LOL.
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 06:58 PM
Haha, #2 is great.
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 08:48 PM
love number 5!
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Posted 21 February 2006 - 09:12 PM
ahaha 5 and 4 XD I will use thoes 2 LMAO XD
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Posted 22 February 2006 - 11:21 PM
i will definately use them in the future! way cool
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Posted 22 February 2006 - 11:31 PM
lol message 6 is hillarious :] thnks for sharing!
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 01:03 AM
6 and 7 are so cool!
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 02:26 AM
i like nos 8 and 1
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 03:06 AM
da best are 1,2,6 and lol 10!!
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Posted 23 February 2006 - 07:13 AM
AHAHAHAH too funny. where do people come up with these kinda stuff
too funny. where do people come up with these kinda stuff
Please don't forget me. { I'm going away. }
I'm taking a taxi to Kentucky where they don't even know all about me. I just need to feel s a f e.
I've got a thousand sweaters, and shoes, and paintings to hide the skeletons in my way.
But he said, "Slow down, slow down. Think it over, we've all got wretched closets, but silly girl pride kills more than Aids lately."
I said, "Come on, I thought it over. I don't wanna die here. I have no desire to get m♥rried."
Every night I pray for you, don't believe in heaven or that it could be a happy place.
I'm taking a taxi to Kentucky where they don't even know all about me. I just need to feel s a f e.
I've got a thousand sweaters, and shoes, and paintings to hide the skeletons in my way.
But he said, "Slow down, slow down. Think it over, we've all got wretched closets, but silly girl pride kills more than Aids lately."
I said, "Come on, I thought it over. I don't wanna die here. I have no desire to get m♥rried."
Every night I pray for you, don't believe in heaven or that it could be a happy place.
