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#1 User is offline   imready 

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 08:56 AM

Two teens were walking home from church after hearing a strong
preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad."

New Rule: Girls, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much
boys care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.


Boys, avoid arguments with your sister about lifting the toilet
seat by simply using the sink.

Didja hear about the butcher who backed into the
meat grinder and got a little behind in his order?

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

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#2 User is offline   mz_yoone3k 

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 11:39 AM

hahah nicee..
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#3 User is offline   Smiley0.o 

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Posted 05 March 2006 - 12:25 PM

The first one is funny..lol
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Posted 05 March 2006 - 03:39 PM

lols theyre ok (:
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Posted 05 March 2006 - 03:51 PM

QUOTE(imready @ Mar 5 2006, 10:56 AM) View Post

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.


I don't get that one.

tongue.gif The first one took me a while to get.


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Posted 05 March 2006 - 06:01 PM

simple, weird, and funny XD
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Post icon  Posted 05 March 2006 - 11:20 PM

QUOTE(unBLISSful x ONE @ Mar 5 2006, 03:51 PM) View Post

I don't get that one.

tongue.gif The first one took me a while to get.



it means this testicles are small like cherries. the size was supposed to be the joke tongue.gif
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Posted 06 March 2006 - 09:17 AM

HAHAHA
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 05:15 AM

LOL wen i was small i rememba readin: Why do elephants paint thier TOE NAILS red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

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Posted 08 March 2006 - 06:25 AM

hahaha.... those are really funny!


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Posted 08 March 2006 - 04:31 PM

Boys, avoid arguments with your sister about lifting the toilet
seat by simply using the sink.

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 07:44 AM

LOL HAHHAHHAHA
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 10:43 AM

short and funny
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Posted 10 March 2006 - 11:27 AM

haha but i don't get the last one

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 12:41 PM

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Didja hear about the butcher who backed into the
meat grinder and got a little behind in his order?


i don't get that one
She's fresh to death,She'll be the death of you.
Your as fake as the moans you make,&& your as weak as the hearts you break.
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#16 User is offline   imready 

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 02:06 PM

QUOTE(dafmeee @ Mar 10 2006, 03:41 PM) View Post

i don't get that one


it meanes that the butcher's ass went into the grinder

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Posted 10 March 2006 - 06:27 PM

lol
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 12:10 AM

lol
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 01:02 AM

the first one is funny
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 05:34 AM

i dont get the first ne

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