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The Reason Why Satan Hates Jesus

#1 User is offline   niKz 

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 12:29 AM

One day, Jesus brought his 13 apostles down the mountain
and he said to them, "everyone get 2 rocks each and follow
me back up the mountain"
one apostle called satan took the 2 smallest rocks
when they got up to the mountain, Jesus said, "Now,
exchange your rocks for my bread."
As a result, satan got the smallest pieces of bread.

The next day, Jesus brought his apostles downhill again and told
them to get 2 rocks again. Satan took the biggest rocks.
On the top of the mountain, Jesus told his apostles to throw their
rocks. The farther they threw the bigger their pieces of bread would
be. As a result, satan threw the rocks to a distance of 20 cm and
got the smallest pieces of bread. It pissed Satan off.

The next day, Jesus told them to go down get rocks and come
up. Satan thought "a big rock can get me a big piece of bread and
i can throw small rock realy far" so he brought a big n a small rock up
the mountain. on the mountain, Jesus said happily, 'u guys have gone up
and down the mountain wif me 3 times..i know you guys are really tired..to
thank you guys..i would make the rocks be ur balls." wen satan heard this, he
fainted..from then on Satan hated Jesus


第三天，耶穌一樣叫他們拿石頭上山，
撒旦想：「大的石頭可換大饅頭，小的
石頭可以丟很遠，我拿一大一小就萬無 一失了。」
於是撒旦就很高興的拿一大一小的石頭上山。
到了山上耶酥很高興的說 ： 「你們跟我
上三次山，一路辛苦， 為了答謝你們，我把
你們手上的兩顆石頭 變成你們下面那兩粒」
撒旦聽到馬上昏倒，從此以後撒旦就背叛
耶穌，一直想害死耶穌

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 12:41 AM

LOL WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
why are you posting this..? -0-

edit/ oh hahahahaha i thought i was in another topic srysry
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 01:35 AM

NOW THAT'S MY SON! GO JESUS!
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 01:50 AM

lol.... i dunno if that is considered offensive or not? i mean, especially the last part.... but i found it really funny ..


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Posted 11 March 2006 - 03:20 AM

lol, satan must be pissed laugh.gif
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 03:23 AM

omg LOL HAHAHAHA
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 03:48 AM

QUOTE(thealmightyGOD @ Mar 11 2006, 08:35 PM) View Post

NOW THAT'S MY SON! GO JESUS!


^ laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 04:04 AM

hahahaha LOL jesus is the man

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 04:27 AM

PUAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA; I LOVE THAT
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 06:03 AM

hahaha...
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 09:18 AM

ROFL.

The third one isn't consistent with something Jesus would do or say but nevertheless, entertaining.
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 09:48 AM

the whole time i thought it was SANTA... X_x
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 10:43 AM

=__= you gotta be kidding me
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 11:58 AM

QUOTE(thealmightyGOD @ Mar 11 2006, 03:35 AM) View Post

NOW THAT'S MY SON! GO JESUS!


^ ROFL.

Ahahahahhaaa.. That was hilarious. Satan has a right to be pissed off. tongue.gif

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 12:03 PM

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 06:47 PM

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NOW THAT'S MY SON! GO JESUS!


^AHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO! laugh.gif
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 08:28 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 08:30 PM

LOL. xDD

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Posted 11 March 2006 - 09:06 PM

wow!!!!!!!!! haha
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Posted 11 March 2006 - 09:47 PM

lol! satan mus feel stupid or what! haha
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