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Chemistry jokes for all the chem geeks out there~ and non

#1 User is offline   eumsung 

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Posted 13 March 2006 - 02:32 AM

A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a pint of beer and said
'How much will that be?'

to which the bartender replied





'For you? NO CHARGE!






A hydrogen walked into a bar screaming
'I've lost an electron! I've lost an electron!!!'

The bartender asked
'Are you sure?'

to which the hydrogen replied

' I'M POSITIVE!!!'


hehehe they were so not funny i thought they were hilarious.. hehehe
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 02:39 AM

i've heard them 23904872198347 times for years but they still pwn.
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 03:04 AM

hhahaha... for people who haven't done chemistry before might not get these jokes, but yea i've heard them before and i like them hehehe...


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Posted 13 March 2006 - 03:46 AM

LoL. Lame.
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 04:18 AM

They're too cute biggrin.gif
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 04:33 AM

*shivers at the thought of chem* but these jokes are cuteee

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Posted 13 March 2006 - 04:44 AM

lol i do chem its alriteee haha
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Posted 13 March 2006 - 05:34 AM

hahah aww it reminds me of wen de teachers try to make chem fun and make lame jokes buh ya gotta giv em credit for trying .... haha its tru its so lame its funny
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:23 PM

tehehe how cute.. i wonder wah my chem teacher would say if i said that.. lol
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Posted 14 March 2006 - 07:08 PM

haha..those jokes reminded me of my chemistry teacher><""

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 11:12 PM

Haha this is my first time hearing chemistry jokes laugh.gif
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:02 AM

^lol yeh i dont hear chem jokez much...and dis was sorta lame
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 02:24 AM

haha pretty lame at first but yea... it gets to ya happy.gif
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 10:22 AM

heeh lol
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Posted 15 March 2006 - 05:06 PM

LOL the neutron one was so corny..

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 09:09 PM

they are so CORNY! =P
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Posted 06 October 2008 - 04:27 PM

downright nerdy. but still funny(:
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