[Misao]

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names.
Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato
from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's
potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't
belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate
if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor
on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every
day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're
doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the
room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at
the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for
you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't
remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I
remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several
weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.
When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head,
and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore
the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then
say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly
that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're
back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five
minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying,
''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act
offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to
clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

[wish*wish]

funny but i would be pissed off if my room-mate did those

[[[Rain]]]

I love number 1 x]

[thuong]

hahahs if mah roomates did dat .. id prolli sit dere and larf
cept for maybe de potato and knife one dats a tad freakii ..

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[ohJOY]

Lol I don't have a roomate yet =)

[alicee]

LOL. I saved this on my computer a longggggggggggg time ago. Number one is still my favorite! Puahaha, that's why it's number one. xD

[ichigo_no_powder]

LMAO. wonder how long it will be till the roommate takes the person to a mental institution

[Lelaye]

oh man i remember this, okay i gotta post the 15 things to do at walmart then.

[bobjack]

1 & 4.. LOLLLLLLLLLL

[MONICA]

i like number 8 haha.

[baBOxdOi]

#7 .. soon ..soon .. ahahha the funniesstt

[lovablekrnstar63]

i wish i had a roomate so i could try those out

[thisgirl]

that is hilarious!! i can't wait to have a roomate to do this to! Xp

[lxxFumoffuxxl]

Number 7 is great.

[.ellt nine]

hahaha
too bad i dont have a roomate>_<

[~*Chi*Angel*~]

lol! I think #1 and #4 are really funny. ^__^

[Criiistal]

Hahahaha these are funny!!

[lilaznmonkee_2008]

haha...funny but 10 and 9 is a little mean

[uoi]

2 is funny hahaha

[globlue]

ahaha! this always makes me laugh