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ANNOYING A$$ ROOMATE OK I WANT TO SOCK HIM

#1 User is offline   hello22 

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Posted 16 March 2006 - 03:41 AM

Its freaking 3 in the morning and that fa g woke me up with his computer. He has like insommnia or something. U guys have any ideas on how i can break his computer without him knowing its me? like pour water on it? iono. Some ideas plz. Hey no i dont want to talk to him. He is being inconsiderate so imma retaliate. YA HEARD
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 04:13 AM

Sneak into his room and pour some juice all over his hard drive and key boards. LOL


Remember to discard the evidence. Wash the cup immediately. If he has juice in the frige, just use his. But wipe your finger prints off. Or buy a bottle of sprite or something and use that.
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 04:16 AM

QUOTE(NAN @ Mar 16 2006, 06:13 AM) View Post

Sneak into his room and pour some juice all over his hard drive and key boards. LOL
Remember to discard the evidence. Wash the cup immediately. If he has juice in the frige, just use his. But wipe your finger prints off. Or buy a bottle of sprite or something and use that.


is that too obvious tho? man any1 know how to make his monitor not work by disconnecting something iono. WOW IM STILL UP AND I HAVE LAB AT 9. THAT BASTARD DESERVES TO DIE.
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 04:18 AM

Take his monitor and dump it in the trash. You can take a golf club and smash it first too.

Or maybe get ear plugs or whatever those things are called.
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 05:01 AM

QUOTE(NAN @ Mar 16 2006, 06:18 AM) View Post

Take his monitor and dump it in the trash. You can take a golf club and smash it first too.

Or maybe get ear plugs or whatever those things are called.


the first two ideas are too incriminating. and if i have ear plugs i cant wake up to my alarm

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Posted 16 March 2006 - 07:27 AM

LOL. don't mess with his computer, it'll only make you the bad guy.
could you ask him to use his headphones while using the computer?

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Posted 16 March 2006 - 11:14 AM

send him a virus? AHAH?
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 11:24 AM

format c: /y
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 12:33 PM

nah don't do ne of that stuff, you'll be the bad guy
just tell him TURN THAT $$^%#^# OFF I NEEDA GO TO BED!!!! and just like curse the hell out of him
and if that doesn't work kick his ass or resume to your plans
how many times must I fall over and over again? and when will i finally succeed at a such a vital point in my life while my time is dwindling away???
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 03:00 PM

take a semi-powerful magnet and rub it all over his monitor and harddrive

bye bye computer
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 04:29 PM

talk to him
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 05:20 PM

QUOTE(Tamago86 @ Mar 16 2006, 03:00 PM) View Post

take a semi-powerful magnet and rub it all over his monitor and harddrive

bye bye computer

That actually sounds awesome ;D~~~
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 10:54 PM

QUOTE(Tamago86 @ Mar 16 2006, 05:00 PM) View Post

take a semi-powerful magnet and rub it all over his monitor and harddrive

bye bye computer


where could i get a magnet like that.

and where do i do this
"format c: /y" that thing. ms dos thingie?

THANKS YA IMMA DO IT if u ever goes to class and stops playing WOW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
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Posted 16 March 2006 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE(hello22 @ Mar 17 2006, 01:54 AM) View Post

where could i get a magnet like that.

and where do i do this
"format c: /y" that thing. ms dos thingie?



yes. lemme know how it goes.
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 12:19 AM

QUOTE(NAN @ Mar 16 2006, 08:13 AM) View Post

Sneak into his room and pour some juice all over his hard drive and key boards. LOL
Remember to discard the evidence. Wash the cup immediately. If he has juice in the frige, just use his. But wipe your finger prints off. Or buy a bottle of sprite or something and use that.


if you do this Karma will comeback and haunt you and bite you in the butt~

i wouldn't do that.

be a man and just tell him.
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Posted 17 March 2006 - 12:48 AM

You're just going to be more awkward with him than you were before. Believe me.. I've had MANY bad roommate stories (sexilism, smelly roommates, stupid ones, dirty ones, disrespectful ones, racist ones). One time, I got sick b/c of my roommate, and got so fed up with him watching tv at 3am... that I almost got him expelled after he challenged me to a fight, and I reported all his weapons to university authorities. It was my word, one word away, from getting him kicked out. But I chose not to. (Here, like all universities we have a zero-tolerance policy with weapons, esp. after 9-11 and Columbine)

And, this was one of my good friends from high school. Up to last semester, we cleared things up, and we both apologized to each other.

While getting revenge is most satisfactory, and I know how to destroy computers (since I build them)... my only advice is to in a friendly way, ask him if he could sleep earlier, since you have classes in the morning.

Getting irritated will only make you more tired.. (believe me.. I'm irritated at my smelly roommate right now, and it's almost 4am)

But yeah avoid messing his computer up; it might lead to violence, univeristy police, this and that... and before you know it, a $40K education down the train.

Get a single next semester or year, but for now, just talk to him about it. I have an exam in 5 hours, and I'm on my computer with my desk lamp on while my roommate is sleeping.. but I got no other way to study.
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:24 PM

just tell him to shut the eff up.. he'll understand =D
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Posted 19 March 2006 - 10:13 PM

How did he wake you up with his computer? Did the hum of the computer wake you up? Or did he start playing loud games and music on it? Or is he studying?[i stay up typing papers on my comp late in the night loads of time while my roomie sleeps with no problem] If it's the first, you could always tell him you're a light sleeper and that it'd be great if he could take his computer into the hall or something. Or if it's the second, ask him to use headphones because the noise wakes you up. If it's the third, try to stick it up for a day or two..if it's more than that, ask him to type his papers in the common room or something.

You're in college, talking is the best recourse and should be the first. Then if he doesn't so anything abt this problem, then you can have a right to complain and call him inconsiderate. Why waste time messing up his comp when a simple request might solve everything.

Be glad you're roommate isn't trying to have sex while he thinks you're asleep or steals your stuff. or has bad body odor.
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:53 PM

this is college, ppl sleep at various times according to their work habit, so it might not be his fault..

if he's making noises or playing music without headphones, then tell the f**** to shut up and use head phones.

otherwise, if its class related, then theres not much to be done except ADAPT
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 06:54 PM

haha i suggest you ask to change roommates! LOL i feel sorry for my friend's future roommate toO! sad.gif my friend is planning on staying up all night JUST to play games!
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