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#1 User is offline   phi 

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 03:19 AM

Italian Men Spelling Mississippi
A bus stops and two obviously Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more."

"You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I was only telling' my friend here how to spell Mississippi."
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 05:53 AM

lolz
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:05 AM

lol thats confusing but funni =]
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:33 AM

hehehe i love this!


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Posted 03 April 2006 - 08:45 AM

hahahah..accents hahaha
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 10:32 AM

Posted before o_o


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Posted 03 April 2006 - 10:36 AM

hahaha
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 11:03 AM

repost, but still funny :]
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 11:05 AM

LOL! That's a funny one. haha. i had to re-read to get it.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 04:19 PM

lol!
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 04:31 PM

Omg. That's so funny. XD
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 06:31 PM

Sounds like a repost.. not sure but heard it a few times too many.
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 07:04 PM

lady got owned.

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 08:45 PM

LOL. Posted before but I still love it laugh.gif
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 10:15 PM

hahahahahah
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Posted 03 April 2006 - 10:27 PM

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Posted 03 April 2006 - 11:01 PM

Hahas, I haven't heard this before.. I had to reread it to understand it. =P

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Posted 04 April 2006 - 07:07 AM

haha
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Posted 04 April 2006 - 02:06 PM

you spelt mississippi wrong.
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