[B0hemian_Sprite]

I'm just normally a pretty weird person, but man, when it comes to guys I like or guys I think are cute, I'm the biggest idiot in the world. I can remember 3 things so far...

1.) As soon as class ends, I try to put on my jacket and scarf, only to find my scarf stuck in my jacket zipper. It wouldn't be too big of a problem, if the scarf wasn't fringy. So I have to take out the fringes one bye one, and I'm jumping up and down like a freak. I look up to find this cute guy looking at me like I'm the weirdest person in the world.

2.) Same guy as scenario #1. After an exam, I stay outside the building to check some answers to see the cute guy come out. He looks at me and kind of gives me a smile. And I wave at him. Only I wave at him with my eyes glued onto the floor. Yes, I'm an idiot, I know.

3.) Back in high school, I had this crush on a guy and my friends and I called him "chicken wings" (Don't ask...I don't know why) So after lunch, my friend and I are walking back to class and we're talking about "chicken wings" so I start doing the chicken dance (flapping my wings, shaking my butt..etc) I look behind me, lo and behold, he's there, laughing at me.



Share yours Let's be humiliated together.

[x___RaIN]

I said idiotic things TT.. blurt stuff out ..

OH YEH I fell on the ground tryin 2 grab the door i missed *plop* fell on the ground den he came n sat on my head O_o..

[ThaoIee*_*]

lol...that's pretty embarrassing...
i'm the kind of person that's really accident-prone
there's so many i can't even count-it's too humiliating

once i wore my Gym shorts backwards during PE
it was so emberassing lol
i dont' think my crush noticed though

[Mister Nice Guy]

I fell down on the floor.

[hyomi]

hmm lol-

i was in a room with church members and .. someone called me.. but it was withheld/restricted. so i answered and there was this guy or someone and it was reallly loud and stuff.

me " whos this ? "
phone: "jfliajwinclkajsfkjaksfjkas"
me " who's this?? "

then the guy i like says

crush " who is it? "
me " iono........ i think it's my stalker? "
crush " -__-;; stalker?? "
me " ahhhhh! i have a stalker!! "

then i start spazzing ahhahaha

and later on i found out that some doofus at my church in the same room was the one that called... and it was so embarassing my crush laughed at me lol

[Ida]

I have a lot. I am so prone to embarassment. =_=

I have liked a guy for about half a year during my high school days. Well, one day I saw him at Kinko's and I was nervous as heck while excited at once. I tried to look calm and cool, you know the whole nine yards. I casually said, "Hey, you are here for Ms. XXX's project too, huh?" And he was like, "Yeah, sucks because none of my partners are helping me." I WAS LIKE, "YEAH! THIS IS AWESOME! WE ARE TALKING!"

And all of a sudden, the Kinko's staff went up to me and asked me to write down my number so she can call me back when the project is ready. Well, I don't have a pen and I looked at him questionly. He gave me the pen in his hand. So I wrote my number and name down for the lady. THIS IS WHEN I SCREW UP BADLY! I was trying to be cute and funny, and I threw the pen back at him (this is so wrong cuz the dude is a soccer player) and said "Fetch!" (omgah, sound like throwing a frisbee to the dog). BUT HE WASN'T EXPECTING IT! So bop, it landed right in his his left eyes, kind of jabbing it. I was like, O_O. His eye went BEET RED!

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This happened two months ago. I took interest in a guy (he is not yet a crush), who was amazingly the only Asian guy I see frequently in the building of my major. He was mad cute! Teehee, but yeah...I have not yet talked to him and was building up the courage to talk to him because we have A LOT of opportunities. We have three classes together, see each other everyday. Well, that day...I failed a test, which I studied my arse off for. I have a bad habit. When I failed a test, leave me alone for five minutes and I will be back to normal. Well, I was rushing to my car, very pissed off so when I was suppose to open the door with my hand, I used my foot to kick it instead. Guess what? The guy was right in front of the door (outside), I kicked the door very hard...omgah, he was VERY CLOSE to be hit by the door. He just stared at me, giving me the weird look like I was some serious psycho.

I have more but I am typing too long. =_=

-ida

[tsukushi_makino]

I liked this guy at my school and I was waiting for him before 8th period, cuz his class is next to mine. I was all turning around and looking for him and SAW HIM COMING. So i had to pretend that I was doing something else. So i just pretended that i was throwing away some trash out of my pocket, but it happens to be my earrings that i took off during lunch. I couldn't just dig the trash can in front of him, so i had to throw away the earrings for reals and had to come back during class to DIG the trashcan.haha

[Poop-Shoop-A-Loop]

I renember back in fifth grade when my cousin and I used to ride around on our bikes.. well I was giving her a ride and she was standing on the pegs. She wanted to get REVENGE on me because I made her fall so many times and get a couple of scars (ie. run her into a bush and branches scraped her upper leg causing claw like scars) THEY WERE ALL ACCIDENTS!
Well, yeah so she was shaking the bike like HECK trying to scare me and make the bike fall. Then the bike actually DOES fall and we both fall down with it, getting twisted in the bike. It flipped and we skidded -- we were screaming like crazy. Where do we end up? IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH'S HOUSE LOL. It didn't help that he was sitting on the bench next to his little brother -______-^ HE WOULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. We were hecka tangled in the middle of the street =____=;; from that day on whenever I was helping out in the cafeteria he'd imitate me falling off the bike >___<" then in 6th grade he told my whole french class about the incident.

HOWEVER, he ends up asking me to the dance and asks me to be his girlfriend. I said no and told him to go ask my friend instead (LMAO, I was completely clueless then ^^;; didn't know what he meant when he asked those things. Oh wells we were only like what 11/12 years old? 0____o)

[Apri1]

I love these stories! So funny and cute.

once i was walking with my cousin down the road .. we were feeling pretty hyper and happy. so we threw this small plastic toy ... JUST as a car came by ... who's window just happened to be rolled down .. and it hit the guy in the head! so he yelled out the window "yeah you're cool!" it was a freak accident! we just wanted to throw it away!

In middle school I stood up for some reason .. but when I went to sit back down I missed the chair and fell on the floor!

There was a really really really cute guy that sat next to me in computers class. I'd always get to class first and type something funny on his computer for him. One day I was late and he had typed something on my computer. It made me laugh way to hard. I couldnt stop laughing. Eventually people where like "what is wrong with her?" and that just made me laugh harder.

When I was first learning how to drive I drove my car all around my neighborhood. At one point I ended up driving into a dead end road and had to turn around in the driveway of a house. The girl next to me started laguhing soooo hard and wouldnt stop. I didnt know why. So she said "do you know whos house this is?" I didnt know. Apparently its a guy who thought that I was stalking him. So that just gave him even more reason to think so!

[MaryMagdalin]

hmm...nothing drastic is coming to mind ^ ^;;

[kOoHII]

in 5th grade, i had a nasty cold. my nose was running like crazy. BUT i tried to be a cool 5th grader in front of my crush and just sucked it all in. Must to my dismay, while we were working on a group project together, he said, "you have a huge snot bubble". i was SO embaressed!

keep the stories coming!

[tasty]

spill a drink on some bitchy girl at camp (accident of course... ha). and her friends made such a big deal.

[B0hemian_Sprite]

in 5th grade, i had a nasty cold. my nose was running like crazy. BUT i tried to be a cool 5th grader in front of my crush and just sucked it all in. Must to my dismay, while we were working on a group project together, he said, "you have a huge snot bubble". i was SO embaressed!

keep the stories coming!

OH MAN! that one's pretty embarrassing, but kudos to you for getting through it! lol
seriously, keep the stories coming

[Romancer.]

LOL I have a lot but I can't remember them ^__^"

[ShiGuyBriGuy]

Once when i was in highschool I was at a party and I wipped out my cack and peed on the front lawn...lotsa girls I liked were there...ha ha ha..

[esthers2]

its so frustrating. every time i see my crush im always alone and he's always surrounded by friends and once i saw him coming, so i stopped in front of this newspaper stand, pretnding to get out some money, and they started looking at me funny and walked off laughing.. and i looked up.. and guess where i was standing, but RIGHT in front of a porn stand =(

so embarrassing

[cheese]

I liked this guy at my school and I was waiting for him before 8th period, cuz his class is next to mine. I was all turning around and looking for him and SAW HIM COMING. So i had to pretend that I was doing something else. So i just pretended that i was throwing away some trash out of my pocket, but it happens to be my earrings that i took off during lunch. I couldn't just dig the trash can in front of him, so i had to throw away the earrings for reals and had to come back during class to DIG the trashcan.haha

thats the best one so far lol. that gave me a chuckle.

its funny right now im in this class and i had a feeling that this girl was into me until during class we had discusion about boyfriends/gfs and she had mentioned she had a bf. after that she looks right at me and see if i had a dissappointed look and i acted i didn't care. but really though, i don't care that much since there are plenty of other sliggities out there. this same girl also initiated a convo with me so im thinking she had some slight interest in me.

[whizzer's_rose]

1.I just finished doing one summer of voice lessons and when my crush passed by I started singing "you" by the carpenters. I know that back then it was like "who cares- as if he'll start thinking I'm singing to him" but now I just feel stupid when I think about that.

2.It was late and our last class just ended (about 8:30) in the evening and then my friend and I were soaking wet because rain started to pour and people were fighting over to ride cabs. With my soggy stockings I was so desperate to flag one down that I sort of jump while flagging this cab down and guess what, my crush was inside it. He saw me and waved at me- I didn't know if he was imitating me or he thought I was waving at him. I hid behind a car after he got out 2 meters away from me.

[OunNucBong]

lol wow...uhmm...i cant really remember....but whenever i done something embarass, i usually play it off by laughing....hahha...

[my_FAITH]

Errm, i was running and my shoe fell off >< And i left the tag on this new shirt i was wearing. Once it was really hot (it doesn't help that i sweat easily) and there were sweat beads on my nose and he asked me, why is your nose wet? Falling asleep in the car while he was driving me home. Eating and getting the food all over my face and clothes, eek im such a messy eater. Once i started singing and was getting really into it..i started doing actions to go with it and face expressions..omw, there are just too many things i do to embarass myself ><