[tenshi]

i'm so prone to doing and saying embarassing things so much, that everyone, even my crush are used to it, so it doesn't make too much of a deal anymore, lolz. But i usually just say really weird things. -____-;;;

[i heart victoria's secret]

haha these are so cute!!! but i say dumb things & do clumsy stuff in front of him, but when he sees me we end up laughing...

[child2child]

Incident no.1
i was walking down the crowded hall way with my friend and in our previous class, this guy behind her had written "(friend's name) is a slut and likes penises" as a joke. And i'm not a very tall person so i'm trying to read it as we go down the hallway. So her, with her shirt pulled all the way back and me reading "(friend's name is a slut and likes penises" pretty loudly multiple times, we were definetly getting some weird stares. When i finally realized what he wrote i started squealing and yelling that phrase pretty loudly. My friends and i have a habit of being somewhat perverted and not caring what other people though of us so yeahh to us it's just a huge ass joke. lol. So as we were nearing the end of the hallway another one of my friends walks the opposite way and grabs my butt. It was all sudden so i jumped and tripped over myself and end up pushing my friend into a teacher. So we get out of the hallway, SOOO EMBARRASSED, and LO AND BEHOLD, my crush was RIGHT behind me....

O_________O

Incident no.2
I was making fun of one of my friends for being wwwaaayyyyyy to psycotically girly so i was swinging my hands in a psycho windmill motion and someone pushed mu crush behind me and i knock him on the Balls.....He stayed away from me after that incident. yeah.....


much more embarrasing stuff but yeah...........

[azn_seraph]

I've done lots of things, accidentally fall on my face etc..but in the end it made the guy like me more apparently and we went out it was weird...

[mai_ichihara]

wow..although you guys might think its embarrasing. i think they're ALL CUTE! lol

anyways..my story

i have a habit of blurting out things that are really gay. one time, my friends and i were going to the beach. sitting in the front seat was my guy friend, not a crush or anyone i like. anyways, he flips his cell phone out and turns around to face me in the back seat. he holds his phone up to me and shows me a picture of his baby nephew. don't get me all wrong...i love babies and all, but i think most of them look like aliens. cute aliens? lol. so being the idiot that i was...when he said 'he's cute huh?"..i said "yea, wow..he looks like an alien!" my guy friend had a horrified look on his face
GAH..i feel so sad

[thag00fiest]

wow..although you guys might think its embarrasing. i think they're ALL CUTE! lol

anyways..my story

i have a habit of blurting out things that are really gay. one time, my friends and i were going to the beach. sitting in the front seat was my guy friend, not a crush or anyone i like. anyways, he flips his cell phone out and turns around to face me in the back seat. he holds his phone up to me and shows me a picture of his baby nephew. don't get me all wrong...i love babies and all, but i think most of them look like aliens. cute aliens? lol. so being the idiot that i was...when he said 'he's cute huh?"..i said "yea, wow..he looks like an alien!" my guy friend had a horrified look on his face
GAH..i feel so sad

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. OMGGGGGGGGGGG> THIS ONE HAD ME LAUGHING HYESTERCIALLY.

[SOUL'd to:GD]

Hmm. haha, let's see... MY 'RECENT' ONE (CRUSH) IS THIS;

1. He waved bye to me (he's a friend fo mine too), and I looked back at him and waved back. Then when I turned to face forward, I bumped into this little 6th grader =____=; I was like, "Oh shiett!" & Hoped he didn't see that haha. (Now he's my bf though)

[xmsvoodoox]

me and my other best friends (there's four of us) had the hugest crush on a guy named alvin. so one day at lunch, we decided to.. uh.. 'follow him'.. and then we decided to leave a little silly love note in his locker, and we each wrote different things:

'i wanna squeeze you until your eyes pop out'
'you're as cute as a button'
'i watch you every morning through your window'
'i sniff you in the hallways'

okay, so it sounded like we were STALKERS..well, of course, NONE OF THESE are true. we just wrote them because it was funny.

we continued this act for a week.. calling ourselves 'the undercover girls' when we sign the notes.

then one day, i went to his locker and stuffed the note in there, but it was having a hard time going in, so i licked the note, so it could slide in easier. then i turned around, and he just stood there, staring at me. so i thought he wouldnt recognize me if i just turned around and ran. so i did. ran and knocked over a trash can. o_o

but then we got things straight out after a month that i'm not just some psychopathic obsessed crazy freak. and we went to sadies together. (:

[jeanu]

in 5th grade, i had a nasty cold. my nose was running like crazy. BUT i tried to be a cool 5th grader in front of my crush and just sucked it all in. Must to my dismay, while we were working on a group project together, he said, "you have a huge snot bubble". i was SO embaressed!

keep the stories coming!

^HAHAHAHAHA! That's so great!

[bloopy_babo]

me and my other best friends (there's four of us) had the hugest crush on a guy named alvin. so one day at lunch, we decided to.. uh.. 'follow him'.. and then we decided to leave a little silly love note in his locker, and we each wrote different things:

'i wanna squeeze you until your eyes pop out'
'you're as cute as a button'
'i watch you every morning through your window'
'i sniff you in the hallways'

okay, so it sounded like we were STALKERS..well, of course, NONE OF THESE are true. we just wrote them because it was funny.

we continued this act for a week.. calling ourselves 'the undercover girls' when we sign the notes.

then one day, i went to his locker and stuffed the note in there, but it was having a hard time going in, so i licked the note, so it could slide in easier. then i turned around, and he just stood there, staring at me. so i thought he wouldnt recognize me if i just turned around and ran. so i did. ran and knocked over a trash can. o_o

but then we got things straight out after a month that i'm not just some psychopathic obsessed crazy freak. and we went to sadies together. (:

HAHA THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!! cute what an awkward situation.

[Phizzle!]

omg, this thread is hilarious!
and it makes me feel less stupid because what i thought ive done was embarassing, but compared to you guys... wow not even close lol.
i love it.


okay my incident.

it's not really that great, but it happened recently. very recently. so last friday, i was taking the AP US history test so i was kind of late for sociology class. anyway, when i walked in, the guy that i think is cute was sitting RIGHT THERE by my desk (all of his friends sit around my desk area) so i was like, "omg omg" inside haha. so i talked to him and whatnot. people were presenting their religion project for extra credit, and my teacher asked if i wanted to go. usually i'm fine when it comes to presentation but i didn't feel like it that day sooo i was like, no thanks, but HE offered to help me out. me and him went up to the class, and i kept stuttering. it was so freaking embarassing. i mean, my tongue was twisted or something because i couldn't say anything right! my friends say that it was because i was too close to him? haha i dunno but i felt so stupid. he helped me out though, cause he read most of the project for me, so i was like yay :]


yeah thats it.

[bawk]

hummhumm....I think there was like this one time i was walking thru the halls and was like drumming on the lockers, but then the strap of my backpack got like stuck on it, so i was just hanging on the lockers, and my crush came by and was all cracking up....X___X Hahaha...damnn that was hellla embarrassing...loolol

edit: oh and I also tend to blurt really dumb and wired things out whenever my crush is around...XOX

edit: One more! I remember like several times I was walking home with my backpack opened...it's ALWAYS open omg, pisses me off...hahaha so anyways, I was just walking home the other day, and him and his friends were following behind me giggling and stuff...so then i finally feel the stuff jiggling around in my backpack and I stop and let them go in front of me...I get my back pack and i look in the pocket and there's like a bunch of extra pads in there cuz i was having my period that day..and then there's like one on the ground...and i had to pick it up, there were still laughing..so embarassing lolol...-____________-

[LiLmizzpark]

when i was small, i used to think that glasses made me look smart and cool. so in class i raised my hand to answer a question and suddenly when everybody's eyes were on me (including those of my crush) i flipped my hair back and pushed my glasses up my nose. unfortunetly the lil clear part of the glasses got jammed up in my nose so i ended up looking like a pig in front of the whole class. it was the best day of my life.

[icetreeun]

LOL These are freakin hilarious... I couldn't stop laughing
But my share *sigh* It's still makes me flinch to recall these memories.. gah~

1. waterballoon fight + white T-shirt = T^T
2. Dancing like I was the bad thing


oh yeah

3. I was walking outside with a friend jabbering away and before I knew it, the telephone pole cord (that runs from the top of the pole to the ground to create a triangle shape;; ) was between my legs, dangerously near my crotch. The street was a busy street too, so drivers were staring at me...

^ not necessarily a crush story but all the same embarassing as hell


so many more.. falling, booger,glasses-nosepiece getting caught in a nostril, farting, . . . . .

아 끔찍~ ㅂㅡㅂ

[B0hemian_Sprite]

me and my other best friends (there's four of us) had the hugest crush on a guy named alvin. so one day at lunch, we decided to.. uh.. 'follow him'.. and then we decided to leave a little silly love note in his locker, and we each wrote different things:

'i wanna squeeze you until your eyes pop out'
'you're as cute as a button'
'i watch you every morning through your window'
'i sniff you in the hallways'

okay, so it sounded like we were STALKERS..well, of course, NONE OF THESE are true. we just wrote them because it was funny.

we continued this act for a week.. calling ourselves 'the undercover girls' when we sign the notes.

then one day, i went to his locker and stuffed the note in there, but it was having a hard time going in, so i licked the note, so it could slide in easier. then i turned around, and he just stood there, staring at me. so i thought he wouldnt recognize me if i just turned around and ran. so i did. ran and knocked over a trash can. o_o

but then we got things straight out after a month that i'm not just some psychopathic obsessed crazy freak. and we went to sadies together. (:

that is absolutely hilarious and what a cute ending! awwwwww

[Dinoce]

umm...i saw him...i stared at him for what seemed like 3 mins while he stared back and then i turned around and walked away...that was back when i was in 7th grade

[Classic Example]

I farted... >.< I swear my face turned redder than an apple.

[`Babykisses]

OMG I can't speak properly around him, and the worse thing is he always correcting me.

[d00lie]

LOL. i love these stories.

hmm.

#1. it was during summer camp and i was carrying food back to my table, didn't notice the "wet floor" sign and fell on my butt. then this cleaning lady came to me and was like yelling at me, pointing at the sign in this really fobby english, "can't you read the sign?" my crush came up to me and started teasing me after that. -.-

#2. at school, my friend and I were waiting in line for lunch.. i was kinda semi-mad at my friend. (cuz of some joke she made or something) so i was going to kick her backpack, instead my shoe flew up and landed like on my crush's head (who didn't even know i exsisted) while he was grabbing some food.. i was completely red when i had to hop over there and had to tell him that it was mine. >< i couldn't look at him straight in the face for awhile afterwards.

yea. those are my stories.