[iSayOink]

got a really bad one...

well i was dancing on stage and this guy i like came to tip me..so i decided to try to be sexy and and get on my hands and knees and like shake my ass in front of his face...so i did..and even like..wrapped my legs around his head...so his head is in between my legs by my crotch and im liek shakin my thang.....and everyones like cheering or watever... and btw im wearing like..really short booty shorts..
after i finished,.one of my girls comes up to me and pulls me aside and was like..yo..yur tampon string is hanging out.. lol...i ran to the bathroom and died.. =/

eek!! hahaha

[demllequ]

ahhahaha, one time i was wlking with the guy i like, it was like in the middle of the night and i was wearing flip flops and socks i suddenly slipped and almost fell down and he laughed at me and asked if i was drunk.

[shouyguang_21]

*cough

I was goofing off in my dad's old ugly red oldsmobile (it was bought the year i was born, and we tried to give it a paintjob... didn't work... )....

and i rolled down the windows, stuck out my head and sang "i'm so beautiful" by christina agulira (can't spell her name ") ... and since i'm known in the family for my bad vocals *cough, you get the point... and during a huge turn i got too much wind stuck in my throat and sang "youuuuuu... soouai.. bea$##$#$@gag... to mE!!!!!"

yep. and he was slurping a sluripe and staring at me for the whole 20 seconds... stupid 7 eleven. curse the 75 cent sluripies

[2partsvodka]

most of these are tooo damn cute.

[mangujowa]

I was ignoring him because his girl was next to him, and yeahhh. and then he get's sick of me ignoring him, and then he kicks me ><" I didn't know it was him, so I starting spinning around and around trying to see who kicked me. And then I look up, and he's like laughing at me. So I said "Hi" and turned really red ( I blush easily ) and then his girl goes "Are you okay? Your face is so red! Are you sick? O__O ".
=__="

[CrAjEeXpSyChOxAzN]

oh gee..i make a fool of myself ALL the time..but i think its because i dont care what people think about me..

but yeaa..

um..i ran into the wall..tripped over my own foot, spilled red powerade over my shirt, fell in mud, acted weird..like..say weird things..um yea..im pretty clumsy and weird..but i am proud to be UNIQUE..i am against following the croud~ unless of course my life depended on it..but how often would that be..lol

[KuYA II]

well mine is not crush more of like making a fool out of myself infront of a girl xD..

one time, I was at the gym and i got attracted by this one asian girl. So once in a while we would see each other, but not say anything. Usually cuz i'm kind of a shy guy, so I was in this machine working on my triceps and across from me was the asian girl working out. I stopped and looked at her a bit and when i went back to the machine, i hit my head really hard on the handle. The girl looked at me funny and i started laughing to myself acting as if nothing happened. Oh my god, how embaressing .

another time, i was in my car listening to the radio then all of a sudden I got an emergency phone call, so i reversed my car really quick and when i looked back, i was CLOSE to hit the SAME asian girl. I felt so embaressed i speed up and drove away as fast as I could. hahaha that was really funny xD

[katteriinka]

made up stuff and not know what im saying right in front of his face.

[x__FL4*]

aww!! these are so cute ^^ sadly i cant think of anything right now >.< but.. usually i just laugh it off

[LUU.]

ROFL. this thread is the funniest thread in soompi XP gosh, its hilarious!

-liyang

[Echoe]

I got bopped on the head by a volleyball and my crush was laughing his arse off.

[cherryonken]

A couple of days ago I actually slipped on the way into college...as in fell on my bum.

As in...people who had gotten the bus were behind me...

But this random girl walked by and asked me if I was alright because she felt bad ...LOL...my crush wasn't there but I had to share the embarassment. I could have melted right there on the spot and never want to reform ever again

[oOriceOangelOo]

1. i ran into this HUGE cement pole while staring at him... then he came over and asked me if i was okay...
me: uh! look! it's a pole!
him:......
me: gotta go!
omg... i'll never forget that... then i went into the r.r. and found this huge red mark on my forehead...

2. *with the same guy*
i was just talking with some friends in the library and he just comes outta no where and sits there...
him: how's your forehead?
me: uhhh.... it's okay!
him: you should be more careful...
me: ha! i'm always running into things~
at that point i was so nervous that i got up to get some water to calm down... and as i was going through the double doors my scarf tail from behind got caught and it jerked me back into the door...

ha~~~ good memories^___^

-g.h.

[michellieezz]

well hes not my crush. hes just me and my friends eye candy. we've made a fool out of ourselves countless times in front of him but i'll only tell you one of them

so me and my friend were waiting in line for breakfast and i was telling her how our eye candy looked really hott and i told her what he was wearing-- a polo and jeans and i was spazzing out how good he looked that day til she gave me that death glare. then i asked her if he was behind us in chinese and she said yes. i hope he doesn't know chinese though he IS half chinese and half white.

[.moony.]

I farted in front of her and moved away

LOL this is the best (worst) LOOOL did she hear u farted? LOOOOL *dies of laughter*

ill tell mine later....super embarrassing too...lool well in short my pants were tight and my zip were open and my crush saw it and it was in the winter i was wearin sm kind of leggin inside rofl i still remember his look...and i still remember how i felt like after i found out lool....i wished there was a hole underground that i could hide in >__<

[danceplaylove]

lmfao!!!!
YES!

1- I went to put my folded chair on the rack thing and the upper ones fell on top of me. OUCH. and he was almost there and asked me if i was alright. I think i was blushing hard

2- I imed him and talked about random things & was kinda mean to him to make him think i don't like him & i blushed in front of the comp

[dohee]

this was with my ex bf.
when we were dating.

we were at my house and we were like... laughin about something
and i was pretending i was like mad at him
and i was like. you're mean and i meant to hit him lightly
but somehow i hit his..eye
and his contact fell out'
and we spend like 20 minutes looking forthe contact.

haha omg i felt sooo bad and soo embaraassed

[michellieezz]

3 days ago. lol. well, i was walking down the stairs to go to our school dungons. me and him were standing 5 steps away from the ground, so i tried to look cool by standing on the edge of the stairs and pretend i was falling. so i started swinging side to side saying "oooo, look i'm gonna fall" and he was like " stop, your gonna hurt yourself". then we started to laugh, once i stoped and stood their staring at him; he smiled at me, i lost my balance and fell down the stairs. lol. it was sooo embarassing./ not the most embarrasing

in grade 7, during gym class, we were all play basket ball, and my crush had the ball, and i was trying to get it from him, i stepped on my shoe lace and i kneeled further down then i shouldve, i ended up grabbing his testes instead of the ball ><!!! , everyone stopped playing and stared at me with open eyes. it was awful, he turned red and stood there compeletly being violated by me, i still had my hand clenched around his balls, i was soo in shock i couldnt even move my fingers away.. ekkk bad bad day..!

grade 9. one time, i had to find napkins cause i spilled juice on the floor, and there was no one in the hall way, so my friend told me to go get some from the boys washroom a few feetaway. i opened the door, yelled "hello", no one answered so i went in and got some, then i heard the door swing, and i ran into the stalls. when i looked through the slit, it was HIM! standing there beside the urinal, omg. i remember my face turinging soooo red, thats when i slipped and started abruptly and uncontrollably laughing, ya.. that has to be my most embarrassing moment, i could still remember his face.... XD

yep, thats my crazy life.

HAHAHAH your life seems so interesting and funny. i like it =)

[allyy]

erm, i tried to give my bf a peck on the cheek, but i always miss and end up getting like the side of his jaws.

the last time i did it, i was so embarassed i just ran away to class afterwards =X

[dK AxL]

Um I remember when my ex once brought up the idea of how it's kinda impossible for two people to collide their faces in when kissing romantically (Like they do in movies). I tried to persuade her that it should be possible (since they actually pull it off in most movies).

So we actually tried to see if it would work. Both of our faces moved in to kiss but then we ended up colliding our front teeth into each other, and I was the one screaming in pain while she was the one just going o_O. Lol it was so funny because my teeth were fine but I ended up chipping a TINY part of one of her front teeth (And I was the one screaming in pain ). When she saw that her tooth was chipped, she freaked out so I got really worried and kept apologizing. But instead of making a fuss about it, she ended up laughing her ass off. That's what I loved about being with her, being able to be laid back and laugh off anything,

But it did end up being embarrassing >_<.