[AnthonyKkoKko]

ugh sooooo many. i'm so stupidddddd


ok honestly, i'm not a dull guy, my friends say im funny.

but back then, i was soooo not. we used to play these games back then in grade school and omg i would say these things in front of the whole class tht weren't funny at all and it would just be the awkward silence. just like jessica.... we both say things that we think are funny, but aren't funny to anybody else.

well, now im better tho.

ugh and one time at mass, my crush was sitting behind me. so after i got the bread, i was walking back to my chair and right when i'm about to get to my seat, i trip on somebody's chair leg and im like "OMG" and then collapse over the chair. in front of her...



this is the worst one. are you readyyyy?!?!?!


my crush was with a group of her friends. she was walking down the hallways with EVERYBODY there. and for some reason, nobody was talking and it was silent. her friends and her are walking, and she was like, "Hi anthony!!!!" (my name is anthony). and i'm like "HI!" (excited tht shes talking to me). then her friends are laughing at me and they're like "omg NOT YOU" and then i look behind me and theres another guy there. called anthony. the one she was talking to. with everybody watching. in the silence. -.-''

GGUGUHGUGHUGHGUHG

OMFG

and just the other day, i changed after going to gym class. so i changed my pants and my shirt. and i put on my shirt before i put on my pants. and guess wut. my shirt was tucked into my pants and i looked like a total dork and i didnt realize it. i walked with my good friend all the way from the gym, down the hallway into the foyer, up the stairs, across the upstairs corridors, all the way to my math class. with my shirt. still. tucked. in. and i didnt realize until the middle of math class. and im lik OGJGISDFJGIO;MTRUO BRIAN (the friend that wus with me) WHY DIDNT U TELL MEEEEE

omg so embarrassing.... i passed by my crush, friends, ppl who hate me, strangers, EVERYBODY in the school. i walked by all of them with my shirt tucked in. damn.....

[sunshineluvsu]

Lol, oh jeez. Well we have stairs at our school, and he was right behind me..and I fell down a good 2 flights. yeah. awesome.

[Freya69]

I was angry at him because of a stupid thing and I was careless and I fell down.
he helped me stand up and looked after my bruise but he couldn't help himself from laughing.

[Peeka_Boo]

*phone rings*
Crush: WHAT THE FREAK!!! WHY DID YOU STEAL MY NEWSPAPER!!
Me: What?!
Crush: YOU STOLE MY NEWPAPER!!! WHY DID YOU DO IT!!! ARE YOU PAYING FOR IT?!?!
Me: No newspapers come here
Crush: Give me my newspaper back dammit
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE DAMMIT!! I DONT GOT YOUR DAMN NEWSPAPER YOU DAMN FOOL!!
Crush: Damn women its just me Fer***do
Me: your still a damn fool
----------------------------------------------------
Me and my friend started dancing when my phone started ringing (heartbreaker- G-Dragon) and guess what...he was right behind us laughing



Gosh i should look around when i do something stupid =T

[damyoungji]

Different crushes ..

1. I had my long scarf on and I was walking out of the Residence Center. I was the last one to head out so I had to close the door, right? Well, it turns out that my scarf got caught and I didn't realize it until I strangled myself. It was completely embarrassing, especially when one of my friends kept on laughing. He told me that he saw what happened and he just wanted to see how someone looks like when their scarf gets caught in the door without them knowing! Of all the times it could have happened, why then?!

2. We had to read some of our poems to the class. My friend told me to choose the one about my crush. Turns out that that "friend" told my crush the night before that I liked him and that she simply "forgot" to tell me until the next class!

3. It wasn't really my fault for this one (I think), but I guess I was bugging my friends while they were playing computer games. One of them picks me up and being the stronger one, I couldn't stop her. She then drops me to the floor and unfortunately, her aiming was so bad that I slammed into one of my friend's bedroom door on the way down. My friend, the one who dropped me, then runs off and I had no clue what to do but to hide in my friend's room after wards. Why? Well, my crush lived in the same house as my friend and his room is directly across from his.. and he had his bedroom door opened x.x

[Pinkteaa]

I have done lots of embarassing things lols.
Kinda went like this:

My Friend: Oooh there he is go talk to him.
Me: Naaaa, im too shy.
My Friend: Just say hi or something.
Me: Nooo, i dont want to.
-My friend drags me, and i try to pull back. shes still dragging me. I started screaming and shouting, telling me to let me go, and i scream even louder and told her to cut it off, not knowing we were right next to him-


lols So embarassing.

[yunnie486]

so this guy whom i've liked for like 2 years already, is in the same class as me, and today my teacher wanted to play a game its to get to know each others names better. in the game the person in the middle had to tap a persons shoulder if their name was called and they'd end up in the middle unless they yelled another persons name before the person in the middle reached them. So my crush was in the middle and someone yelled out my name, i wasn't really paying attention cause i was talking to my friend next to me. he leaps over and tries to tap me in the shoulder, i backed away and he accidentally slaps my b00b >.< omg i was so embarrassed cause everyone in the class was like yelling it out. i didn't look him in the eye after haha.

[rainbow_nonstop]

oh gosh.... so like before school started in september, my crush decided to come to my house one day without calling beforehand to ask about my schedule

it would have been okay if i wasnt in my pajamas, in the process of putting on a mud pack, and in the middle of shaving my legs >_<

so i open the door for him and yea he sees me with a mud pack.... he laughed and all was good >_<


asdghjk

[c i e l`]

I was being my tired self, talking loud in the subway, laughing non stop,
saying nonsense like I always do, talking about how the sky is green...
well yeah, being myself.

[b_pa]

1) It was lunch, I was alone eating my packet of chips cos i was waiting for my friends. So, Im shoving chips in my mouth and as soon as i was about to shove another chip down my mouth .. WHOAAA he was walking pass by bouncing a soccer ball and turned his head in my direction (with the wind in his hair) --> his face was like this o_O. oh crap i just paused for a moment.

2) i was in the library looking for books and i jst happen to notice that he was there (far distance). I hid behind the bookshelve s with a book over my face and watched what he was doing xD (stalker-ish much LMAO) then he turned around and i was like OMG he caught me ><! but then he turned back to his friends phew. suddnely all of them turned their heads in my direction ! i continued to look for more books in the physics section O_O which i have no interest in

3) OH ANOTHER TIME!!! i was walking with my friends and i saw him on the otherside of school. i just kept walking and staring at him and then BAMMM!!! i walked into a pole and all my friends wer laughing at me LOOOOL.

[terrorist]

walking around with my fly open smiling at her........
ever since then i stopped talking to her.

[des monstres]

ah. well, this is with my boyfriend.

i was running up the stairs and i tripped.
like, i literally flew.
my legs went straight up in the air.

and once we were lying in bed. well, spooning.
and i don't remember what he said.
but i tried to slap him.
but i ended up slapping my own butt, really hard.
he couldn't stop laughing. :l

and uhm.
we were in a really heavy makeout session.
and then i got a nosebleed. ~___~ that was embarrassing.
but he was like, "omg, are you okay?!" and ran to get tissues.
and we sat next to each other on my bed, holding hands.
and i had toilet paper up my nose. ;0

and on our first date together,
we went to eat la madeline.
i don't remember what triggered my reaction.
i think i was holding a piece of bread in each hand.
but i screamed, "OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE ALICE IN WONDERLAND,"
while stuffing the bread in his face.
later, he told me i frightened him a little.

on our second or third date, we went to watch a movie.
i wasn't sure if it was okay to lean my head on his shoulders.
but i did. but it was REALLY awkward.
because i made it so my head was barely touching his shoulders.
and i could feel my head shaking a little because my neck hurt.
and my body was erect.
so i held my head like that for the entire movie.
and i ended up straining my neck pretty badly. ;0

another time, he told me that he didn't like his hair,
because the lady cut it way too short.
and i replied, "don't worry. boys hairs grows longs."
(i went through a small phase where i couldn't speak english correctly.. no idea why.)

and an embarressing moment for my boyfriend:
we napped together and he ended up drooling on my forehead.
but i didn't really care, rofl.

and another time we napped together,
he talked in his sleep.
i'm still hitting myself for not recording it.
"too.. much..sand.. NOOO.. sand.. there's too much."

[des monstres]

my crush was with a group of her friends. she was walking down the hallways with EVERYBODY there. and for some reason, nobody was talking and it was silent. her friends and her are walking, and she was like, "Hi anthony!!!!" (my name is anthony). and i'm like "HI!" (excited tht shes talking to me). then her friends are laughing at me and they're like "omg NOT YOU" and then i look behind me and theres another guy there. called anthony. the one she was talking to. with everybody watching. in the silence. -.-''

GGUGUHGUGHUGHGUHG

OMFG

and just the other day, i changed after going to gym class. so i changed my pants and my shirt. and i put on my shirt before i put on my pants. and guess wut. my shirt was tucked into my pants and i looked like a total dork and i didnt realize it. i walked with my good friend all the way from the gym, down the hallway into the foyer, up the stairs, across the upstairs corridors, all the way to my math class. with my shirt. still. tucked. in. and i didnt realize until the middle of math class. and im lik OGJGISDFJGIO;MTRUO BRIAN (the friend that wus with me) WHY DIDNT U TELL MEEEEE

omg so embarrassing.... i passed by my crush, friends, ppl who hate me, strangers, EVERYBODY in the school. i walked by all of them with my shirt tucked in. damn.....

your crush sounds kind of mean..
and you shouldn't care so much about what other people think about you. ;00
lol. laugh at yourself once in awhile.
instead of dying from embarressment. ;0

[Irony.]

ah. well, this is with my boyfriend.

i was running up the stairs and i tripped.
like, i literally flew.
my legs went straight up in the air.

and once we were lying in bed. well, spooning.
and i don't remember what he said.
but i tried to slap him.
but i ended up slapping my own butt, really hard.
he couldn't stop laughing. :l

and uhm.
we were in a really heavy makeout session.
and then i got a nosebleed. ~___~ that was embarrassing.
but he was like, "omg, are you okay?!" and ran to get tissues.
and we sat next to each other on my bed, holding hands.
and i had toilet paper up my nose. ;0

and on our first date together,
we went to eat la madeline.
i don't remember what triggered my reaction.
i think i was holding a piece of bread in each hand.
but i screamed, "OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE ALICE IN WONDERLAND,"
while stuffing the bread in his face.
later, he told me i frightened him a little.

on our second or third date, we went to watch a movie.
i wasn't sure if it was okay to lean my head on his shoulders.
but i did. but it was REALLY awkward.
because i made it so my head was barely touching his shoulders.
and i could feel my head shaking a little because my neck hurt.
and my body was erect.
so i held my head like that for the entire movie.
and i ended up straining my neck pretty badly. ;0

another time, he told me that he didn't like his hair,
because the lady cut it way too short.
and i replied, "don't worry. boys hairs grows longs."
(i went through a small phase where i couldn't speak english correctly.. no idea why.)

and an embarressing moment for my boyfriend:
we napped together and he ended up drooling on my forehead.
but i didn't really care, rofl.

and another time we napped together,
he talked in his sleep.
i'm still hitting myself for not recording it.
"too.. much..sand.. NOOO.. sand.. there's too much."

OMG so funny haha, I'll die if I was you ^^

[I_SEE_U]

ah. well, this is with my boyfriend.

i was running up the stairs and i tripped.
like, i literally flew.
my legs went straight up in the air.

Same thing happened to me. I fell right in front of him. He actually helped me get up and said. "Are you alright?".
My face flushed.. GOD, I WAS SO EMBARRASSED! ..Couldn't stare or be near him for like 3months..

[Raix]

Not really in front of my crush but I had a bunch of friends over for a study group, most of the people that came were guys. I've got a dog and have developed a habit of talking to it. xD So we're stitting in a circle with the dog walking around and they're commenting about him then I go "aw..see you know we're talking about you don't you?". And everyone goes silent and stares at me

I just said "I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS OKAY? D= the dog keeps me company when I'm lonely T___T"

...yeah. that's my sense of humor ^^;

[MR. LEE'S]

buahaha, your stories are funny. i did loads of time too- but i couldn't remember what i did.

[lemon-spice<3]

I've done sooo many embarressing things in front of my crushes. lol.

These were the recent ones.

Like a week or two ago, my guy friend and I were walking down a half deserted hallway in school, and since we felt like singing 'Candyshop' by 50 Cent, we did that while dancing down the hallway. And, so, when we got to the dirty chorus part, lmao, I did this finger pointing thing in front of me and swayed my hips a little as we sang it, and right when I sang the 'i'll show just what I got' part, i looked in front of me only to see my used to be crush I had crushed on the longest time was walking up in our direction, looking at me weirdly. I looked down and realized my finger pointing thing was pointing directly to him. I felt sooo embarressed, even though I didn't like him anymore.

Another one was this Saturday.

So, my current crush that I've been crushing on for several months and I were at my friend's house for this halloween party thing. So, he was standing next to me and my friend across from me asked me to go to her since she wanted to talk to me about something, and I was like...ok. As I walked towards her, I tripped over something and almost fell. My crush and my friends were laughing as I realized that the thing I tripped on had been my crush's foot. It was funny but embarressing at the same time.

There's so much more, but these were the onse I remember...since it was recent.
lol =]

[iloveleadahmin]

i remember this guy i used to like.. no, more like had crush on.
i added him on msn, (because i couldn't help it lol.)
he asked me who i was,
and i, out of overwhelming nervousness shaking my entire system, typed a hilariously weird name instead of mine, thanks to a typo.
i was too excited, i didn't even check back. "


oh there was this one time. the corners of my mouth had chocolates stuck on them.
there i was happily conversing with this guy i liked, and my mouth was all dirty
after i went back to the restroom, i eventually understood why he seemed like he was almost breaking into a laugh when we talked... epicphail.

[xxmeow]

i do tons of embarrassing stuff xD
because, i dont care what other people think~
as long as im having fun, i'll do it.

i once did the Brown Eyed Girls "Abracadabra" hip sway out of random and this cute guy was like o____o;;

oh, my ex sees me do lots of random and embarrassing stuff.
normally, he just looks at me like im the biggest weirdo in the world and laugh at me.
other times, he'll stop me or join in my randomness. xD <3

and i usually embarrass myself on purpose? o_o
for the sake of making my crush laugh and remember me.
yeah