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#1 User is offline   Luna 

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Post icon  Posted 05 April 2006 - 06:42 PM

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing




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#2 User is offline   chubzzy 

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Posted 05 April 2006 - 06:44 PM

hehehe... i love these comebacks. laugh.gif


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Posted 12 April 2006 - 10:39 PM

lmao funny comebacks! biggrin.gif
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Posted 12 April 2006 - 10:46 PM

ive heard of this smile.gif

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Posted 12 April 2006 - 11:14 PM

I'm really cracking up. This is funnnyyyyy!! laugh.gif
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 04:40 AM

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 06:22 AM

lol those are funny comebacks.biggrin.gif
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 03:42 PM

hahahahah nice comebacks.
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 04:10 PM

hahaah yepp i read this long agoooo..it still is funnyy..laugh.gif heehehe
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 04:35 PM

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

hahahaha .
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 05:32 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA the first one is so halarious XD i'm going to use these soon. AHAHA
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 05:41 PM

these are so funny
i've got another one:

Man:Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
Woman:Walk by again and this time, don't stop.
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 05:51 PM

LMAO I like the last one xD
Although for Jaejoong, I would die happy ._.
I shouldn't be saying this xD
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 05:57 PM

I heard some similiar here the ones i heard LOL i love em

Guy: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours
Women: I'm a plastic surgeon I fix faces like yours

Guy: Can I have your name?
Women: Why? Don't you have your own

Guy: Mind if I sit down?
Women: Mind if I say no?

Guy: Haven't I date you once or twice?
Women: No, I don't make the same mistake twice.

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Posted 13 April 2006 - 06:01 PM

i saw it it before. so funny
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 06:59 PM

ROFL ... These are hilariouss.
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:06 PM

OMG!!!! This is soo good.
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:10 PM

they are mean mean comebacks! but i love them nevertheless.
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Posted 13 April 2006 - 08:12 PM

they are mean mean comebacks! but i love them nevertheless.
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Posted 14 April 2006 - 03:06 AM

Hahahahahaa!!
Noice noice~
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