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#1 User is offline   **ThatGirlPhuong 

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Posted 23 April 2006 - 07:48 PM

After the Driver's Permit
A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to the study and said to the boy, "I'll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades up from a C to a B-average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."

Well, the boy thought about that for a moment and decided that he'd best settle for the offer, and they agreed. After about six weeks the boy came back and again asked his father about the car. Again they went to the study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You've brought your grades up, and I've observed that you've been studying your Bible and participating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning. But I'm real disappointed since you haven't got your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, and there's even strong argument that Jesus Himself had long hair."

To which his father replied, "You're right, son. Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 08:18 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOLz

first one ... hahahahaha smart dad~!

n the second one ....... =_____________= ;; ... LOOOOOOOLz
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 09:28 PM

hahaha.... the father knows his stuff.

Blond jokes are always funny.
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 09:48 PM

ahhahaha. smart daddy. poor blonde XD
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 10:21 PM

lol~~

smart dad....
and the 2nd jokes is hillarious
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 10:28 PM

i dont get the first one =/
the second aws funny XD
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:34 PM

Gotta love a good blonde joke happy.gif.
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Posted 23 April 2006 - 11:50 PM

HAHAHAH the second one was soooooo cute! awwww

the first one was smart..LOL the guy didnt study THAT well afterall

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 01:33 AM

I saw the first one before
Hahaha but it's still funny!

The second one's funny
Lol
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 03:06 AM

ahahaa. what a smart father. and the blonde joke. nice biggrin.gif
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 03:33 AM

Nice! Both jokes are funny! hahaha.
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 06:31 AM

hehehe... seen both jokes before. i love that first one most!


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Posted 24 April 2006 - 11:43 AM

LOL the dad is smart xP
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 03:31 PM

lol. smart comeback!!! ><"
hahaha i adore blonde jokes.. even though its really offensive
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 06:39 PM

hahaha
i like the dad one
the blonde one was funny too lolzzzz




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Posted 24 April 2006 - 10:57 PM

lolz
that was entertaining

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 01:05 PM

haha i like the second one better
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Posted 25 April 2006 - 01:55 PM

hahahaha i ilke those jokes.. my dad hates long hair too..

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 05:25 PM

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH... omg funny!
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Posted 25 April 2006 - 05:36 PM

HAHAHHAH i liked the blonde one =)
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