Store that sells husband
#1
Posted 07 May 2006 - 05:40 AM
where women can go to choose a husband.
As you enter the store there is a list of instructions of how the store
operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to the store and the
attributes of the men increase as you ascend the flights.
There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor
but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down except to
exit the building!
So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 th ese men have jobs.
She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 these men have
jobs
and love kids.
She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 these men
have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking!
"Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 these men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still she goes to the 5th Floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 these men have
jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, helps with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but goes on to the 6th floor and a sign reads:
You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. Thank you for shopping at the husband store (Moral of the story:
women expect too much!)
Meanwhile, a six-floor store th at sells new wives has also opened across
the
street. Similar rules applied to visitors (you may visit the store only
once
and you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down except to exit
the building). The pattern of visitors are reported as follows:
The 1st floor, selling wives who are beautiful and sexy are visited
The 2nd floor, selling wives who are beautiful, sexy, and enjoy sex are
visited more than the 1st floor
The 3rd floor, selling wives who are beautiful, sexy, enjoy sex, and have
money are visited more than 2nd floor
The 4th thru 6th floor have never been visited.
(Moral of the story: Men are much more simpler and efficient than women!)
#2
Posted 07 May 2006 - 05:45 AM
read this one already but still funny..
I probably woulda gone to the 6th floor too =X
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 10:54 AM
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 01:18 PM
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#12
Posted 07 May 2006 - 03:46 PM
#13
Posted 07 May 2006 - 06:12 PM
this is funny. yah women do expect alot in men lol
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 08:29 PM
#16
Posted 07 May 2006 - 09:09 PM
=___=" I would have exected the men to be looking for the buttons of floor 7.
hahaa...what a horrible store! they need to restock on 6th floor men!

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