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#1 User is offline   cocobar 

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 05:40 AM

A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave in New York City
where women can go to choose a husband.
As you enter the store there is a list of instructions of how the store
operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors to the store and the
attributes of the men increase as you ascend the flights.
There is however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor
but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down except to
exit the building!

So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 th ese men have jobs.

She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 these men have
jobs
and love kids.

She ascends further to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 these men
have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking!
"Wow" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 these men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still she goes to the 5th Floor and a sign reads: Floor 5 these men have
jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, helps with the housework, and have
a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but goes on to the 6th floor and a sign reads:
You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. Thank you for shopping at the husband store (Moral of the story:
women expect too much!)

Meanwhile, a six-floor store th at sells new wives has also opened across
the
street. Similar rules applied to visitors (you may visit the store only
once
and you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down except to exit
the building). The pattern of visitors are reported as follows:

The 1st floor, selling wives who are beautiful and sexy are visited

The 2nd floor, selling wives who are beautiful, sexy, and enjoy sex are
visited more than the 1st floor

The 3rd floor, selling wives who are beautiful, sexy, enjoy sex, and have
money are visited more than 2nd floor

The 4th thru 6th floor have never been visited.

(Moral of the story: Men are much more simpler and efficient than women!)


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Posted 07 May 2006 - 05:45 AM

hahaha.
read this one already but still funny..

I probably woulda gone to the 6th floor too =X
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 05:48 AM

haha .. nice one .. but that's reality .. haha

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 06:22 AM

LOL. thats funny! =P women do expect much though.
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 10:54 AM

If it were me I would stay with the 5th floor, I would be thinking that he doesn't need to be THAT perfect as long as he's romantic and helps with housework =D
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 11:01 AM

lolxP read the husband one before but not the wife one!
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 11:30 AM

=___=" I would have exected the men to be looking for the buttons of floor 7.
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 12:23 PM

lol funny, although i read it before.
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 12:30 PM

LOL, seemingly true. =P
Haha I don't think I'm THAT picky.
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 01:04 PM

ah the truth really does bite lol
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 01:18 PM

truth hurts.

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 03:46 PM

LOL....this is funny....the men one^^
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 06:12 PM

ahahah wolla..
this is funny. yah women do expect alot in men lol
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 08:29 PM

hahaa...what a horrible store! they need to restock on 6th floor men!
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Posted 07 May 2006 - 08:40 PM

LOL. nice!! hahaha!!



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Posted 07 May 2006 - 09:09 PM

QUOTE(mangujowa @ May 7 2006, 03:30 PM) View Post

=___=" I would have exected the men to be looking for the buttons of floor 7.

QUOTE(mrs. pakman @ May 8 2006, 12:29 AM) View Post

hahaa...what a horrible store! they need to restock on 6th floor men!



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Posted 07 May 2006 - 10:22 PM

Ok, I guess the moral of the story is true.


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Posted 07 May 2006 - 11:11 PM

QUOTE(marc3lla @ May 7 2006, 06:22 AM) View Post

LOL. thats funny! =P women do expect much though.



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Posted 07 May 2006 - 11:56 PM

hahha.. yeah.... men are too simple
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Posted 08 May 2006 - 07:26 AM

lol.. i suppose men are more realistic
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