

Jen Masterson – An athletic girl who used to work at The Big Squeeze, before giving the job to Caitlin. She enjoys working at The Penalty Box, but usually winds up in the penalty box, the store’s method of punishment. She's the sporty one of the group, and is considered by the others as the lawful and good one. She used to date Coach Halder’s son Corey, was a fake date to Jude, and on one Valentine's Day, she became so desperate that she fought Caitlin over Darth. She has an ongoing rivalry with her sister, Courtney, who used to baby sit the guys when they were kids. She just recently became Jonesy's step-sister after her mother married his father.
Character Summary:
- Hair Colour: Chestnut Brown
- Eye Colour: Blue
- Skin Complexion: White
- Height: Average
- Blood Type: A
- Loves: Sports, Sporty Guys, Working hard
- Hates: Irresponsibility, Mushrooms (to which she is allergic to)
- Codename (given by Ron): "Gym Sock"
- Character Quote: "Oh, that's it!".

Wyatt Williams - The musical member of the group. He is almost always seen with a cup of coffee from Grind Me, where he initially applied for a job. He used to work in the country section of Spin This. He has a tatoo on his left arm, it is a musical note. He freaks out every time he hears country music, drinking four coffees a day, listening to white noise, and not sleeping for fear of having "the dream" ("The one where the cowboy thinks I ran off with his wife to the city and now he wants to kick my butt"). He used to be involved with his boss Serena, but she broke up with him via a text message. Because of that unhappy relationship, he was fired in season two, and later worked with Jude in Underground Videos, the least popular place in the mall. But he later got fired after his coffee got spilt on Wayne's "Space Samurai Warriors" DVD and now has a cool job as an assistant manager at Burger McFlipster's, where his singing and serving has really got a lot of ladies the real attention Wyatt deserves.
Character Summary:
- Hair Colour: Black
- Eye Colour: Dark Brown
- Skin Complexion: Brown
- Height: Tall
- Blood Type: A
- Loves: Good Music, Books, Coffee, playing guitar
- Hates: Jonesy's Ideas, Heights, Country Music
- Codename (given by Ron): "Coffee Pot"
- Character quote: "Oh my lord!"

Caitlin Cooke – She used to be a spoiled "valley girl" type who could shop anywhere in the mall and thought that money grew on trees, until her father cancelled her credit cards and made her get a job, which was the last thing she wanted to do. To make things worse, the only job she could get was at The Big Squeeze. She had trouble working there at first, but has finally mastered the blender. She feels she has much to give to the world, such as her Chick Flick DVD Library, or her index of all pink shades of lipstick. She has dated Kyle Donaldson, fought Jen over Darth one Valentine's Day, and is currently looking for a boyfriend. She has so far broken up with Talon, Tricia's Old Boyfriend Zane, Wade, Billy, Josh, and Dustin. She is an only child and both her parents are doctors. Whenever she cries, the mascara wears off and leaves streaks across her cheek. Needless to say, the gang is appalled by that appearance of her.
Character Summary:
- Hair Colour: Blonde
- Eyes Colour: Green
- Skin Complexion: Tanned, White
- Height: Average
- Blood Type: B
- Loves: All Shades of Pink, Ice Cream, Shopping, Chick Flicks, Dating Handsome Guys
- Hates: Rollercoasters, Sushi
- Codename (given by Ron): "Cupcake"
- Character Quote: "I think he might be 'The One'."

Jude Lizowski – Considered the comic relief of the group. He used to work at Stick-It until season 2 and was his own boss, so he wasn't too keen on cleaning up his fast food restaurant. Ron, the security guard, and guys from Health Care closed Stick-It immediately after discovering the mess. He is usually skating on his board or creating new and interesting Stick-Its (recently was his mushroom pizza Stick-It). Jude hates all music other than rock, saying about other music: "that stuff like, sucks the life out of you, dude." He's got a tattoo of a peace symbol on his... rear end and dared to jump naked with a parachute. He thought it would be easier for him if he just didn’t go to his final exams, but with help from his friends, was able to pass them all. He has been involved with a talking chair named Betty and went out with Starr for one night, which ended when he accidentally vomited in her mouth. He finally managed to date with her successfully, but later on, Starr became a goth and they are no longer an item. Jude now works at Underground Video.
Character Summary:
- Hair Colour: Blonde
- Eyes Colour: Blue
- Skin Complexion: White
- Height: Average
- Blood Type: O
- Loves: Skating, Horror Movies, Junk Food, Rock Music, Video Games
- Hates: Boring Conversations, Exams
- Codename (given by Ron): "Hang 10"
- Character Quote: "Duuuuuuuuuude!"

Nikki Wong – A rebel-type girl who is arguably the most sensible of the group. She works at the Khaki Barn and has dubbed the other three girls working there "The Clones". Once she was a member of their group, but the others saved her from a life "where individuality is overrated". She has a love-hate relationship with Jonesy, they always have this tension going around, especially after their first date in episode "Clonesy" (Season 1). In season 2 they are actually dating for about three months and try to develop their relationship more.
Character Summary:
- Hair Colour: Dark Purple (naturally black)
- Eyes Colour: Brown
- Skin Complexion: Pale, Asian
- Height: Short
- Blood Type: AB
- Loves: Jonesy, Rock Music, Piercings
- Hates: Jonesy's Perverted Jokes, Popular Fashion, "The Clones"
- Codename (given by Ron): "Nose Ring"
- Character Quote: "Bite Me."

Jonesy Garcia – He is fired in every single episode, sometimes fired within three minutes. The numerous stores he's worked at include The Khaki Barn, The Penalty Box, Stereoshack, Things That Beep, Albatross and Finch, the secret shopper, Super Terrific Happy Sushi, and Underground Videos. He also worked at Burger McFlipsters, but he later opted to quit after his singing to the lady customers was horrible. He always tries to score dates with any attractive girl, and usually winds up dumped or punched. Jonesy and Nikki have an on again, off again relationship that sometimes leads to awkward moments. After Nikki broadcasted his wedgie all over the mall, he showed the gang his picture of her in first grade tap dancing. He began dating Nikki in season 2 for approximately three months and their relationship still maintains its tension. He recently became Jen's step-brother after his father married her mother. Jonesy has two younger brothers named Diego & Robbie. It is revealed later that he is afraid of blood.
Character Summary:
- Hair Colour: Dark Blue
- Eyes Colour: Dark Brown
- Skin Complexion: Dark, Latin
- Height: Tall
- Blood Type: B
- Loves: Nikki, Chicks, Hockey, Video Games
- Hates: Needles, Geeks, Blood, Ron
- Codename (given by Ron): "Maverick"
- Character Quote: "Can't argue with that logic."


























