Poseidon - How about a little story and character development, please?
Memoirs of a Geisha - It was entertaining enough, but good Lord. A lot of the dialogue was horrible and it didn't help that the people who were saying it couldn't say it very well. I thought the "love story" in it felt too fake and the second half of the movie was just so silly.
Blair Witch Project - LOL. This isn't a movie. I don't know how anyone could find it scary. But it's good to know if I ever need to make money, all I have to is go into the woods with a couple of friends and start waving around a camera while screaming.
Van Helsing - Wtf?
The Sweetest Thing - WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW STUPID THIS IS.
Fantastic Four - See above.
The Fast and the Furious - Point Break with cars. Except you know, Point Break is way better.
I was actually going to make this thread later this week after I saw Hostel. Just because I know it'll suck.
And I'm sure there's a lot more where that came from.


































