Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail."
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
On the way to prison
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 10:58 AM
HOLY... now that was funny.
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 11:04 AM
lol..hahaha omg sssoo funnmy
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 11:06 AM
HAHAHHA ROFL!! Omg...at first I was thinking "wtf, I don't get this, how can you go horse back riding using a tampon?" then I re-read it, and I actually got it. HAHAH hilairious. 
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 12:23 PM
LMAOOOO! that's funny. lol I'm guessing he doesn't have any sisters.
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 12:43 PM
LOL.
Somebody's gonna have a good time..
Somebody's gonna have a good time..
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 12:49 PM
hahaha... how sad... if prison isn't bad enough, he's going to be dissapointed...
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 01:57 PM
lmao xD what a dumb@$$...
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 02:05 PM
.. I feel sorry for the guy..>_<"He's gonna have a pleasant time in prison..
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 05:07 PM
lol what a retard ^ ^
this is funny~
this is funny~
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 05:08 PM
HAHA! Horseback riding?
FUNNY!! LOL!!
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 05:50 PM
hahahahahahahaha
that was good lol
that was good lol
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 07:55 PM
oh my gosh! i feel so sorry for him. another example of mixed communication.
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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:53 PM
LOL!! HAHAHA
If he's that "SMART",
I wonder how he got in prison o_O
If he's that "SMART",
I wonder how he got in prison o_O
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOLZ
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rofl!! ahah wadda dumass! no wunder he's going to jail lol x)
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 03:16 AM
OMFG...that made me laugh so hard. *chokes on bagel* ahahahah
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I'm taking a taxi to Kentucky where they don't even know all about me. I just need to feel s a f e.
I've got a thousand sweaters, and shoes, and paintings to hide the skeletons in my way.
But he said, "Slow down, slow down. Think it over, we've all got wretched closets, but silly girl pride kills more than Aids lately."
I said, "Come on, I thought it over. I don't wanna die here. I have no desire to get m♥rried."
Every night I pray for you, don't believe in heaven or that it could be a happy place.
I'm taking a taxi to Kentucky where they don't even know all about me. I just need to feel s a f e.
I've got a thousand sweaters, and shoes, and paintings to hide the skeletons in my way.
But he said, "Slow down, slow down. Think it over, we've all got wretched closets, but silly girl pride kills more than Aids lately."
I said, "Come on, I thought it over. I don't wanna die here. I have no desire to get m♥rried."
Every night I pray for you, don't believe in heaven or that it could be a happy place.
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 03:20 AM
lol... ahhahahahahhahahhahahaha
aahhh.... so stupid lol...
aahhh.... so stupid lol...
