Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly slipped and fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act,she immediately ordered Edna to be discharged from the hospital since she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news, the Head Nurse Director said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news - the good news is that you're being discharged. Since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."
"The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, Edna, but Jim is dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry ...
How soon can I go home?"
Jim And Edna
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 01:03 PM
lol mad funny~
yea~ how did she know to save him? lol
yea~ how did she know to save him? lol
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 01:53 PM
hahaha xD good ones hehe thanks for posting it up =D
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 06:40 PM
ROLF. Thats hilarious. Omg. I don't think they should be releasing her anytime soon.
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 07:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
woww lol!!!!!!
woww lol!!!!!!
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 08:51 PM
goodness..
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 09:31 PM
omg..that is so freeking creepy..*shudder*
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 10:11 PM
Haha, the last line is really clever.
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Posted 15 June 2006 - 11:28 PM
hahah..
randomness: I thought of Bart's teacher in The Simpsons when i read the name Edna.
randomness: I thought of Bart's teacher in The Simpsons when i read the name Edna.
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 03:00 AM
hahaha. i wasnt expecting that! she sounded so innocent. how freakishly scary. 
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 11:12 AM
hhaaahaha, she is going RIGHT back.
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 03:18 PM
edna was sooo close to freedom!
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 05:49 PM
um... ^0^ poor jim... saved and then killed...
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 06:40 PM
LOL =| How cornyyy. xD.
mm. yeah this 20 characters thing is sorta annoying because you cant comment taht much with a joke. OH wait. I got it.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA LOL OMGISOH That was hilariosu O_O.
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mm. yeah this 20 characters thing is sorta annoying because you cant comment taht much with a joke. OH wait. I got it.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA LOL OMGISOH That was hilariosu O_O.
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Posted 16 June 2006 - 06:46 PM
Hmm ... that was ... unexpected ... she should totally stay and have her discharge status revoked. =p
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 07:42 AM
poor jim got hanged dried.
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 09:03 PM
hahhaha i've read that before somewhere... still funny though.
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Posted 17 June 2006 - 09:51 PM
hhahahha i guess she's staying
