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So Ghetto An original rap by my relatives and me.

#1 User is offline   abc123__ 

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Posted 31 July 2006 - 06:16 PM

My brother, cousin, and I made this rap out of sheer boredom.

It's not a serious rap by any means. It's just beacuse we felt like it. This song features me on vocals, my brother as the beat-box attemptee, and my cousin as the echo.

Ghetto Rap is right here a click away.

Here are the lyrics. I don't rap. I dislike rap. I don't listen to rap. Therefore, I am bad at rapping.


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I’m ghetto, I’m ghetto (what, what)
I’m not rich, but I’m ghetto
Shut up, don’t need no cell phone
Wanna call someone, I just hollah home
Got a bandana
Can’t afford a banana

Eat what I can
If I means from the trash
Flip my pockets inside out, don’t see no cash.
I’m ghetto, I’m ghetto (what, what)
Makin money by shakin it like jello
Ghetto, ghetto, (what what)
Big Bootylicious, big bubble butt
So dee-licious, I ain’t no slut

I’m ghetto, I’m ghetto (what, what)
Don’t need no cool whip
On my dessert
I’m so poor, my stomach hurts

Listen, I’m ghetto, I’m ghetto, (what what)
In the winter time
When the sun don’t even shine
When I’m wrapped up in blankets with bunch of big holes
I don’t burn no oil, I don’t burn no coal
Bad for the environment, yo (yo!)
Cuz I’m ghetto (what what)
So ghetto (what, what)

Stacey’s frickin’ mom,
She’s frickin’ the bomb
But I’m so ghetto, can’t be like her
Can’t afford a bikini right thur
Got no diet coke, ain’t no joke
Instead I drink from the fountain. (what what)
Wat-eeer (wat-eer)

Frickin’ band mcfly
Pretty fly for a white guy
Can’t zip up my fly
Cuz I’m ghetto (what, what)
Frickin’ zipper’s broken (what, what)

Eminem, that weirdo, all rapping and stuff
But he ain’t ghetto, what what
I’m asian, what what
Ghetto Asian, (what, what)
Yeah, he’s the lead singer of his band,
He’s the paradise of Ghetto land
But he’s weird
Cuz I’m ghetto (what, what)
So ghetto (what what)



Grillz, grillz, cost them big bills
Down in the ghettos, them grillz be from Wendy’s
Got no cash, not even a penny
Ridin’ the bus, every single day
Tryin’ catch me riding dirty, cuz I ain’t got pay

(what, what)

Ghettoer than him
Ghettoer than her
Ghettoer than them
Ghettoer right thur

Cuz I’m ghetto, (what what)

Put ghetto in my spaghetti,
Pour ghetto in my soup
Put ghetto in my chickens
In the ghetto chicken coup
Cuz I’m ghetto (what what)

(what what, hollah, what what)

Ghetto 4 life.
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 12:00 PM

Yes..you wish you were ghetto ;D
Your cousin sounded better than you HAHA.

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wow no accent o_o

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Posted 02 August 2006 - 01:16 PM

I had a good laugh at the lyrics but coulnd't listen because my mom would kick my ass XD
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 02:38 PM

omb... yall so funny.........
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 07:22 PM

It's not exactly what I imagined but that made me laughed. Going for laughs -- that was awesome! I smiled like crazy!
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Posted 02 August 2006 - 11:55 PM

ahahahaahahaaha

So true...lovely satirical piece you've got there
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 02:00 AM

Ahahahahah that's so cute
How old is your bro?? Sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet >__>
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 09:56 AM

That was um...interesting! mellow.gif
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 01:39 PM

HAHAHAHAH HOLY CRAPPPP


THEWHOLE TIME I WAS LIKE "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNNNNN" you know how that is?


Got no cash, not even a penny
Ridin’ the bus, every single day
Tryin’ catch me riding dirty, cuz I ain’t got pay

THAT WAS SO GOOD HAHAH

HAHA HILARIOUS. this was a prime original piece, and your brother's the best beatboxer ever.
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Posted 03 August 2006 - 02:20 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was mad funny ^ ^

QUOTE
Yes..you wish you were ghetto ;D
Your cousin sounded better than you HAHA.



wow no accent o_o


QUOTE
your brother's the best beatboxer ever


ummmm yup
hahaha
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 08:38 AM

QUOTE(.: CruNk DynaSty:. @ Aug 3 2006, 06:00 AM) View Post

Ahahahahah that's so cute
How old is your bro?? Sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet >__>



He's 13.
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:20 AM

haha this is funny ^^
the lyrics were really good too ...puahah biggrin.gif
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