[rastarini]

Stanley you will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black Stanley!

Sorry, just stopping by and I couldn't resist I live off of The Office quotes!

[shortboy]

Jim. You're 6'11" and you're 90lbs. Gumby has a better body than you.
Dwight. You're a kiss ass.
Pam. You failed art school.
Meredith. You've slept with so many guys that you're starting to look like one.
Kevin. I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke.
Creed. Your teeth called. Your breath stinks.
Angela. Where's Angela? Wow. There you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice.
Stanley. You crushed your wife during sex and your heart stopped.
Oscar. You're gay.
Andy. Cornell called. They think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar.

[xstarBURST]

ughh i missed the first 1/2 hour of the episode since i didnt know when it was gonna be aired im gonna watch it later on their site...

any ways, I laughed my ass off at the dummy part.

[starlight24]

Jim. You're 6'11" and you're 90lbs. Gumby has a better body than you.
Dwight. You're a kiss ass.
Pam. You failed art school.
Meredith. You've slept with so many guys that you're starting to look like one.
Kevin. I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke.
Creed. Your teeth called. Your breath stinks.
Angela. Where's Angela? Wow. There you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice.
Stanley. You crushed your wife during sex and your heart stopped.
Oscar. You're gay.
Andy. Cornell called. They think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar.

OMG I was hysterical during that part! Michael, you legend! Oscar laughing at the end was so funny.

[skadoosh!]

AMAZING 1HR EP. LMAO. Honestly.


I think my favorite character right now is Andy, just because he's so lovable. 8D<3
LOL but Michael during the feeding-piegon scene was so funny. And the roast was harsh. xD


"I'm not insightful enough to be a movie critic....Maybe I could be a food critic..? [point] These muffins taste BAD. Hm. Or an art critic. That Painting. Is Bad."


BOOM. ROASTED! >D

[hopesofgreen]

Stanley you will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black Stanley!

Sorry, just stopping by and I couldn't resist I live off of The Office quotes!

Seriously, that was so funny. And when Oscar started yelling at/about (?) Michael in Spanish, I was just cracking up. Oh , Oscar is <3!

And the Jam moments! It was so sweet, yet so simple.

[melodyofLiFE]

LOL omg i loved this episode!!

"what's a text?"

[Lie]

Jim. You're 6'11" and you're 90lbs. Gumby has a better body than you.
Dwight. You're a kiss ass.
Pam. You failed art school.
Meredith. You've slept with so many guys that you're starting to look like one.
Kevin. I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke.
Creed. Your teeth called. Your breath stinks.
Angela. Where's Angela? Wow. There you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice.
Stanley. You crushed your wife during sex and your heart stopped.
Oscar. You're gay.
Andy. Cornell called. They think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar.

Hahaha. That ep was amazing, as they all tend to be.

[Hongki.love]

Stanley you will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black Stanley!

Sorry, just stopping by and I couldn't resist I live off of The Office quotes!

LOL I loved that part...I love how Michael bothers Stanley so much without even knowing it...

Jim. You're 6'11" and you're 90lbs. Gumby has a better body than you.
Dwight. You're a kiss ass.
Pam. You failed art school.
Meredith. You've slept with so many guys that you're starting to look like one.
Kevin. I can't decide between a fat joke or a dumb joke.
Creed. Your teeth called. Your breath stinks.
Angela. Where's Angela? Wow. There you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice.
Stanley. You crushed your wife during sex and your heart stopped.
Oscar. You're gay.
Andy. Cornell called. They think you suck and you're gayer than Oscar.

So many people quoted this already, but it's so worth it...hahah when he came back in the office everyone was feeling bad and here he is with his own insults. x]

[kwok]

Kevin: I would wanna live with no legs.
Michael Scott: How 'bout no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin, you don't do anything.

LOL. that look that kevin does is so funny hahahaha

[teeny]

i loved kevin's laugh when he found out he was going to roast michael! lol everyone was really funny in that episode i miss ryan though!~

[ShortaznGirl]

can anyone tell me why the last moments of the stress relief episod before the ending credits had those scenes from that Jack Black movie? i'm sorry but i thought all those clips of that movie were so damn disturbing.

anyway, yesterday's lecture circuit episode..

"YAH! SCREW YOU!"

ooh this is the first time they've had a "to be continued"

-kathy

[CorrectionYourWrongImRight]

where IS ryan?????????????????

[shortboy]

A first To Be Continued in The Office history. I'm totally excited for next week. HOLLY!

[kiss*kiss]

Didn't like the "to be continued"... But I'm excited to see what happens next!

Hehehe... Dwight and Jim the party planners.

"It is your birthday."

And the brown, black, and gray balloons. Kekeke...

[sweetcream]

where IS ryan?????????????????

I think he went on that trip to Thailand with his friends from a high school.
Well at least that's what he told Kelly. lol
The presentation by Michael was funny.
And really wasn't expecting a pregnant Karen.
Andy's so cheesy. haha

[sj22]

This show makes my Thursdays complete <3

[RiotGirl]

Lol did anyone see that "Japanese Office" Saturday Night Live skit?

[shortboy]

I think he went on that trip to Thailand with his friends from a high school.
Well at least that's what he told Kelly. lol
The presentation by Michael was funny.
And really wasn't expecting a pregnant Karen.
Andy's so cheesy. haha

Storyline wise that's correct but B.J. Novak is actually filming a movie as a lead in Quentin Tarentino's next movie.

[ohemgeewinniee]

lol at creed's $3 bill