I really don't want to spend more than I have to on a laptop that I probably won't know how to use anyway. (i.e. My video ipod. I'm STILL trying to figure out how to put videos and pictures in it.)

So, I'm basically just looking for an easy-to-use, thin and light laptop with a reasonable price. Nothing over $1000. I'm not looking for a laptop where I can edit home movies, photoshop and blah diggity blah because I will never know how to do that. Just... good memory, fast, like, lightning-fast, wireless internet aaaaand most of all, EASY-TO-USE. And if it comes with a free printer, even better!
Also, reccommendations on where to buy laptops will also be helpful. (Best Buy, Circuit City, Wal-Mart, Online, etc.)
Thanks VERY MUCH in advance!