[Rink]

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to
her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons
of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're
going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language
in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all
of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you
to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
****ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b.itch in the kitchen."

[super piggy]

O_________O.
he deserves a beating!

[Classic Example]

Hahah. I wonder what kind of punishment he got for that

[x SaRaNg HaE x]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! He's gonna get smacked.

[Suang_hu]

AHAHAHA. Yeah I wonder what she did XD.

[wh0-care5]

hahaah thats clever and funny! ohh thats a funny kid.

[chubzzy]

whoa so young yet so vulgar! woot!

[reverie_]

O_O whered he learn all that
my gosh...

[Janice<3]

0_0
OMFG! that kid!!! >_<
is he asian, if he is, he's dead!!
hahah!!

[Indogurl05]

^^ truee!! if he is an asian kid, he get beat up for shure!!

i wonder where he heard those words!! hehehehehe~

[Bl@h]

OMG~ this is so funny~ hahah!
i can't believe he said that~ haha~
love it~ haha

[tOasty]

Omgosh. I bet that boy got whooped by his momma. xD

[miakyou]

hahaha... I see this joke before from other forum.

[j i w o n.]

*slaps*
bad kid.
hahaha XD

lol.

[Original Doll]

oh what a naughty boy -____-

[MarryMeDear.]

baadd boy.

[soupinmychickenoodle]

haha! that was so funny! he deserves a spanking!

[meeshell]

if my kid talked like that I would close down the whole train station

[peace170]

LOL I thought he'd lerant his lesson after the two hours

[BusterWolfe]

i wonder how old this kid is and how he learned all those words o.O