Favorite Lines From Movies & Tv Shows!
#1
Posted 04 June 2006 - 02:10 PM
Mine:
My fav. line/convo is frm the movie Closer
Dan: At six, we stand round the computer and read the next day's page, make final changes, put in a few euphemisms to amuse ourselves...
Alice: Such as?
Dan: "He was a convivial fellow" - meaning he was an alcoholic. "He valued his privacy" - gay. "He enjoyed his privacy" - raging queen.
Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was... disarming.
Alice: That's not a euphemism.
Dan: Yes, it is.
I Heart Huckabees
Albert Markovski: No, I'm not. I'm talking about not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
Bret: What happens in the meadow at dusk?
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything.
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: It's beautiful.
Tommy Corn: It's beautiful.
#2
Posted 04 June 2006 - 05:08 PM
"You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one." X-Men United [I love Pyro. <3]
"Wanna know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay." The 40 Year Old Virgin
"I saw you eyeballing me! All up in my goodies!" Fun With Dick and Jane
"Why are trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?" What A Girl Wants
#3
Posted 04 June 2006 - 06:25 PM
Dogma:
Bethany: "What's he like?"
Metatron: "God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus."
Bethany: "Sex is a joke in heaven?"
Metatron: "The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too."
Leon (the Professional):
Mathilda: "Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?"
Léon: "Always like this."
Mathilda: "You killed my brother."
Stansfield: "I'm sorry. And you want to join him?"
Mathilda: "No."
Stansfield: "It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?"
Mathilda: "Yes."
Stansfield: "That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it."
American Beauty:
Ricky Fitts: "It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
Army of Darkness:
Ash: "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Ash: "Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
Possessed woman: "Who the hell are you?"
Ash: "Name's Ash."
[cocks rifle]
Ash: "Housewares."
XD
A lot of the ones I thought of were too dirty to use lol >_>
and nothing to doubt.
#4
Posted 04 June 2006 - 06:25 PM
[After Jimmy stabs Chopper seven times] It's all right, Jimmy. I don't hate you. You just broke my heart. -Chopper
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. - Scarface
Everything I Needed to Know in Life I Learned from Star Wars - Reservoir Dogs
I ain’t got time to bleed -Predator
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man. -big lebowski
I can go on and on about this..
#5
Posted 04 June 2006 - 07:35 PM
"SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDO FRIEND!" - infamous tony montana played by al pacino in scarface
loved the script for gen-x cops.
"no, no, no, you not qualifed for the family." OUCH. lolz. that was from the main bad guy in the film.
<b>RIP soompi 2006 WC memories.</div></b></span>
#7
Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:47 AM
"You don't have to understand. You just have to have faith."
Notting Hill
"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
My Bestfriend's Wedding
"When you love someone, you say it right then outloud, otherwise the moment just passes you by."
Bridges of Madison County
"Things change. They always do. It's one of the things of nature. Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it as something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort."
Never Been Kissed
"Sometimes you'll kiss someone and know that's the person you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life."
Magnolia
"We may be done with the past, but the past ain't done with us."
Good Will Hunting
"Bad times wake us up to the good times we weren't paying attention to."
Save the Last Dance
"Everybody is the same color when you turn the lights out."
Moulin Rouge
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
The Princess Diaries
"The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all."
City of Angels
"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One."
Titanic
"When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose."
The Matrix
"What is real? If real is what you see, feel, hear, smell, taste, and touch, then real is just electrical impulse relayed to your brain."
An Affair to Remember
"Why didn't you tell me? If it had to happen to one of us, why did it have to happen to you?"
Into the Sunlight (1999)
Secret (2000)
#8
Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:32 PM
"I wish The Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened." - Frodo
"So do all who live to face such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - Gandalf from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. 'Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee.' And I don't mean to. I don't mean to." - Sam from LOTR: FOTR *cries like a baby* I love you Sam!!!
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
"Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking. "
AND
"Me? I'm dishonest, and as a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "
AND
"But why is the rum gone?!?"
Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
About it for right now

#9
Posted 05 June 2006 - 04:52 PM
Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Tyler Durden: It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
Anchorman
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
Memento
Leonard Shelby: We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
#11
Posted 06 June 2006 - 03:58 AM
"Lil' Kim stole my sandwich!!!" -- Brenda Meeks
Rush Hour 2
"J'mon Lee! J'MON!!!" -- James Carter
Mulan
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." -- the Emperor
+ and any of Mushu's lines
Bad Santa
... Too many swear words to edit out
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/quotes
^ Starting from "[Willie has just passed out]" XD
NB - Marcus is a 'short person'... gah I love his lines~
Finding Nemo
Marlin: We did it, we did it oh yeah yeah yeah! No eating here tonight, Woo!
Marlin, Dory: Eating here tonight!
Dory: No no no eating here tonight, you're on a diet!
+ And the whole whale talking scene is GOLD.
There's much much more but those are the ones I remember now
#13
Posted 24 August 2006 - 03:18 AM

Thanks Carol for the banner. Fleur rocks for making Owen look sexy!
#14
Posted 24 August 2006 - 08:09 AM
I like this quote from The Breakfast Club:
John Bender: Sporto.
Andrew Clark: What?
John Bender: Do you get along with your parents?
Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.
#15
Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:20 PM
"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'"
-Edward Norton's character's younger brother in "American History X"
#16
Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:23 PM
oh man there are so many. this is just one that came to mind:
"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. He says someone else has already said it best. So if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.'"
-Edward Norton's character in "American History X"
That's not from Ed Norton's character--it's from the younger brother.
Anyways, I have too many favorite quotes. Here are a few:
Breakfast on Pluto:
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?
I Heart Huckabees:
Albert Markovski: No, I'm not. I'm talking about not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
Bret: What happens in the meadow at dusk?
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything.
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: It's beautiful.
Tommy Corn: It's beautiful.
Pride and Prejudice: (I LOVE this scene)
Mr. Darcy: So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have been overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty...
Elizabeth Bennet: My pride?
Mr. Darcy: ...in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?
Elizabeth Bennet: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the very first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.
[they look at each other for a long time as though about to kiss]
Mr. Darcy: Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time.
#17
Posted 24 August 2006 - 04:30 PM
Wolverine: What's a Magneto?
Prof. Charles Francis Xavier: A very powerful mutant. He believes that a war is brewing between mutants and the rest of humanity. I've been following his activities for some time. The man who attacked you is an associate of his called Sabertooth.
Wolverine: What do they call you? "Wheels?"
i could never forget the last line. i crack up everytime i hear it. hahaha
#18
Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:59 PM
Albert Markovski: No, I'm not. I'm talking about not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
Bret: What happens in the meadow at dusk?
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything.
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: Everything!
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing!
Albert Markovski: It's beautiful.
Tommy Corn: It's beautiful.
Ahh, I was gonna say that one too~
Léon (The Professional):
Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or just when you're a kid?
Léon: Always like this.
Mathilda: You killed my brother.
Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
Mathilda: No.
Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.
The Life Aquatic:
Jane: In twelve years he'll be eleven and a half.
Steve: That was my favorite age.
Dogma:
Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
I'm in a hurry to finish, so I'll probably add more later.
and nothing to doubt.
#19
Posted 25 August 2006 - 04:22 PM
- crazy/beautiful
#20
Posted 25 August 2006 - 06:50 PM
& all those insults from power rangers movie #1

























