[hayabusa01]

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

[tommeh]

LOLLLL, i laughed at this one -->
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

[BusterWolfe]

lol thats some good explanations =D Opened my eyes O.O

[chubzzy]

ok... i think that makes more sense lolll...

[camello]

lol wat the . interesting :]

[BoA]

Thanks for that. I feel like I can run for office now =)

[Malice_Kaiser]

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

lmfao

[Tharos]

where is monarchy?

[Janice<3]

LMFAO!
i love the cambodian communism >_<
hahaha

[hwarang61]

Missing some other government types. Haha! But that was interesting and awesome!

[angelxglo]

LMAO!

that was hilarious!

[HANAo1]

i loved the last one!!roflrofl

[soupinmychickenoodle]

lol! cambodian communism was funny. yes I fully understand now xD

[FirstTheWorst]

Quite interesting hahah. I suppose it does make some sense.

[[[Fallen--Star]]]

After reading this, I doubt I need to go to school anymore... ^o^v

[sWtB]

oo i saw this! with pictures!

[AznBetty]

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

kekekeke!!! this is totally our american system.

[GongZhenPei]

wow, this could have soo helped me during the skool year! lol XD i'll keep this in mind for history class this year =]

[BBShine]

If Canada's green party were to run Canada our type would be SURREALISM... If I owned an island my type of government will be SURREALISM =3