Snail's Ride Short joke
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 07:24 PM
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Posted 05 September 2006 - 07:59 PM
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 02:54 AM
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Posted 06 September 2006 - 05:42 AM
#7
Posted 06 September 2006 - 02:18 PM
We all laughed b/c it was really corny. lawl.
#8
Posted 06 September 2006 - 02:43 PM
there was this turtle that was walking and he sees a snail
the snail goes, "mr. turtle, can I please have a ride?"
the turtle goes, "sure, hop on!"
and so the turtle keeps walking and then sees an ant.
the ant goes, "mr. turtle, can I please have a ride?"
the turtle goes, "sure, hop on!"
after the ant gets on, the snail says, to the ant,
"hold on! this ride goes FAST!"
hshahahhhaha kinda lame now that i just typed that out
#9
Posted 06 September 2006 - 03:10 PM
he had S's on his car (S CAR GO) = escargot = snails in french
#13
Posted 06 September 2006 - 07:10 PM
someone care to explain pleasee??? >_<

© burntwaffles
#15
Posted 06 September 2006 - 08:20 PM
for the people who don't get it
he had S's on his car (S CAR GO) = escargot = snails in french
It's gonna hurt when it heals too
Even though I really loved you
I'm gonna smile 'cause I deserve to.

#16
Posted 06 September 2006 - 10:47 PM
ooh here's another snail joke
there was this turtle that was walking and he sees a snail
the snail goes, "mr. turtle, can I please have a ride?"
the turtle goes, "sure, hop on!"
and so the turtle keeps walking and then sees an ant.
the ant goes, "mr. turtle, can I please have a ride?"
the turtle goes, "sure, hop on!"
after the ant gets on, the snail says, to the ant,
"hold on! this ride goes FAST!"
hshahahhhaha kinda lame now that i just typed that out
I heard this for the first time on Full House LOL. The Korean drama, not the American tv series.

broo
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Posted 07 September 2006 - 02:00 AM
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